The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Drinking Game

This will have you feeling no pain in no time.

1. Someone is wearing an ugly sweater, 1 Drink

2. Someone makes an insensitive comment about your job/love life/beliefs, 2 Drinks

3. Mother criticizes you, 1 Drink

4. Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks

5. Aunt says something disparaging about a family member behind their back, 1 Drink

6. Grandma makes a comment about her mortality and/or how she is unappreciated, 1 Drink

7. Grandpa falls asleep before sundown, 2 Drinks

8. Someone gets drunk and says something offensive that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable, 1 Drink

And there’s more.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.