Gay Group Apologizes To Anti-Gay Cheating Politician For Ruining Her Marriage

It’s not Amy Koch’s fault her marriage is compromised. It’s those darn gays.

The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to recently resigned Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch for ruining the institution of marriage and causing her to stray from her husband and engage in an “inappropriate relationship.”

“On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community’s successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage,” reads the letter from John Medeiros. “We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry.”

Now, if only gays can get straights to keep their zippers up.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.