New York Mayor Claims NYPD As His Own Army

“I have my own army,” proclaims New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg, explaining why he already has a good job and doesn’t need to run for president.

“I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world. I have my own State Department, much to Foggy Bottom’s annoyance. We have the United Nations in New York, and so we have an entree into the diplomatic world that Washington does not have,” Mayor Bloomberg said.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.