OMG The Stock Market Is Down Over 400 Points!

Posted by | August 18, 2011 14:59 | Filed under: Contributors Gabe Berman Opinion Religion

by Gabe Berman
Gabe is the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

 Resist throwing yourself out of a window.

Take a deep breath. Relax. Turn off CNBC.

Here’s how to stop worrying about it: stop worrying about it. Mark my words, within a day or two, everything lost will be regained.

Apple is down fifteen points right now. How do I know? I just checked my iPhone. And as I look around this Starbucks I’m sitting in, I can see everyone on their iPhones as well. Apple is the same behemoth as it was yesterday. The world isn’t coming to an end. Not yet anyway (Starbucks is only down 3.4).

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By: Gabe Berman

Gabe Berman is a native New Yorker who settled in South Florida after graduating from the University of Miami. An epiphany, a passion, and a trail of breadcrumbs led him out of Corporate America and into the career he was meant for. After eight years of writing columns for the Miami Herald, his book - Live Like A Fruit Fly - was published by HCI Books and subsequently endorsed by Deepak Chopra. His second book, The Complete B.S. Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide, helps artists find their voice and his latest work, Where Is God When Our Loved Ones Get Sick?, uncovers the answer to this haunting question.

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