Where Are They Now? (A Half-True Republican Video Two-Fer)

by toma

George Dubya (per willferrell) Bush addresses the nation from a Sizzler off of Canyon Ranch Road. Ardilla, the turf terrorist, has been whacked with a rake and drowned:

Now, a less morbid message from (former) Florida Governor Charlie Crist. Something about Morgans, insurance disputes and people:

That guy’s running for president? He just comes off like some two-bit ambulance chaser. He’s not taking his candidacy very seriously. Does that mean my collection of “Team Crist 2012” t-shirts, hats and coffee mugs is worthless? Shoots, dude.

That reminds me: there’s a big Republican presidential debate tonight. Raw voltage!

By: toma

Foul-mouthed blogger.