Now That Obama Has Produced His Birth Certificate, Time For Right-Wingers To Get Out Their Checkbooks

by toma

It’s done, it’s out. The president’s birth certificate has been produced, it’s all official. So what’s this mean? Barack Obama is actually president of the United States? YAWN, we already knew that. No, this means a few over-confident and over-heated conservatives will have to pay up.

Oh, the high cost of foolishness. Let’s start with the “King of the Birthers,” Joseph Farah:

“More than five months ago now, around Obama’s alleged Aug. 4 birthday, I stepped out publicly and offered a $10,000 charitable gift to the hospital found on his long-form birth certificate. All he or the hospital or the state of Hawaii would have to do to claim the prize is show the American public the document that should have been produced long ago to claim the presidency as a natural born citizen,” he wrote . .

“Since politicians in Hawaii are so interested in honoring Obama, why not use their influence on him to produce the proof that will lead to a cash contribution – no strings attached – to a worthy charity. In fact, I’ll make it $15,000!” he wrote.

That’d be 15 large, Joseph: Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children, 1319 Punahou St., Honolulu, Hawaii, 96826. Or you can go ahead and send it to the National Institute of Mental Health.

Bill Keller who is seen daily on Comcast’s MyTV8 has issued a $10,000 challenge to MSNBC host Rachel Maddow to produce the Hawaiian long-form birth certificate of President Barack Obama. Late last year, Keller was hired to produce and host an infomercial that aired in markets around the country which simply asked the question, where was President Obama really born? Maddow used her MSNBC program to mock and demean Keller and those who simply are asking that the President produce his long-form birth certificate.

Hey Bill, turn on your television. *click* That’s the sound of 10 grand about to upgrade Rachel’s dressing room wet-bar.

“I, Jason Hommel, promise that I will give $100,000 to the first person who can prove to my satisfaction that Barack Obama, acting as president of the United States, is a ‘natural born’ citizen of the USA, which is a qualification to hold the office as indicated in the U.S. Constitution,” he wrote.

Hello, Jason. Click here to see naked ladies. Oops. I’ll take the $100,000 in tens and twenties. If you start running out of bags and wanna just send me thirties, that’s fine. I’ll send you some humble pie in return.

After reading Glenn Beck’s books…ask yourself, “How Much Would Corporate America Pay to See His Real Birth Certificate?”

The owners of this website will pay $25,000,000 to Barack Hussein Obama if he will produce his “real” long-form birth certificate.

Help spread the word about our $25 million reward to Barack Hussein Obama for him to produce his “real” long-form birth certificate…we will continue to increase the amount of the reward until it is so huge that the American people will begin to question why he has by executive order sealed all his background info to hide something…his nationality, his religion, his commie background…

. . his contempt for stupidity? His robust sense of humor? His exquisite sense of timing? I’m all agog — pray tell, what was it that he was really hiding?

By: toma

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