Headline Schmooze For April 28, 2011

Hawaii government hands over Obama’s birth records
How they got to Hawaii from Kenya still a mystery to nutters on the right

What can Obama do to bring down gas prices?
He can find a way to convert political BS into gasoline

Haley Barbour decides against running for president
Brothers and Sisters of the Confederacy scramble for new candidate

Ron Paul Launches Presidential Campaign
Was just waiting to see what Haley Barbour was doing?

Teleprompter Inventor Hubert Schlafly Dies in Conn. at 91
Barack Obama Sends Lots of Flowers

By: Barry Weintraub