We’re Safe Because Chuck Norris Will Protect Us From Sharia Law

Posted by | April 18, 2011 17:39 | Filed under: Top Stories

Chuck Norris is on guard against “radical Islamists” who would “use the freedoms in our Constitution to expand the freedoms of Sharia law” (h/t TPM). Theological and Biblical scholar Norris believes that “too many Americans don’t know or understand how it threatens the very fabrics of our republic.”

Instilling fear in every patriotic American, Norris believes that where the Muslim faith appears, Sharia law will follow.

The main point here is this: Where Muslim religion and culture has spread, Shariah law has shortly followed.

Of course, many Americans watch on video a Middle Eastern woman allegedly caught in adultery, buried in the ground up to her head and being stoned to death, and think, “That could never happen in America.” But they fail to see how Shariah law has already been enabled and subtly invoked in our country, and that any such induction like it is brought about by understated lukewarm changes, like a frog boiled in a kettle by a slow simmer.

Never mind that “Sharia panic” has been thoroughly debunked. But just in case, it’s a relief to know that tough guy Chuck Norris is on the case.

Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2011 Liberaland
By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

Leave a Reply