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Posted by | February 18, 2011 15:45 | Filed under: Hate Mail

From: Donald
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: So Sad

Allan, The older you get the more insane you become. So  Sad.

Your friend,


Donald… and you thought I was sane, when?

From: Leonard
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:32 PM
To: Alan

You are the worst kind of Jew – the ultra liberal piece useful idiot that endangers the entire Jewish community.  You don’t know jack about Islam.   Have the docs remove your head from your ass the next time you have a colonoscopy.

No thanks, Leonard, my head is protected in there.

From: Neal
Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2011 3:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your skills


You are the ‘Glass Joe’ of the commentating/ debating world. I have watched you many times on Fox and I have never once heard you win a debate. ‘Glass Joe’ was at least 1-99, I think. When are you going to get that first W? I ro

Funny, everyone who agrees with me thinks I win every debate, yet those who disagree think I lose every debate. I wonder why.

Sent: Friday, February 04, 2011 1:47 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Formaldehyde …

Hey Alan:

I just saw you on with Kelly … ALL HEAT and NO LIGHT. Typical of you and your asinine views.

For years millions prayed for Sean to lean over the desk and slap some sense into that Mummy Head . You are so fucking wrong on everything … the economy, Egypt, Obama and the Presidency, The War, education, your even wrong about liberalism. You’re divisive and have nothing more than the “Blame Game” to stand on.

“Yeah but, the Republicans were … “ FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

PLEASE go back to the cemetery and sell graves, where you belong. NO ONE wants to hear what you have to say.

NO One!

Not true. My hard-of-hearing 17-year-old Beagle loves what I have to say.

From: Elizabeth
Sent: Sunday, February 06, 2011 12:09 AM|
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

I am really not a big fan of four-letter words but sometimes they just hit the mark, In your case, the word D__B springs to mind.

…everytime you speak, you assail one with your mind-numbing ideology in an understandably soprano-like barrage of vocal insecurities.

I am sick to death of self-loathing Jews (including those who have converted to atheism, or, more likely, agnosticism lest you actually have to ‘man up’ and provide facts in your support of your beliefs). Here’s the thing, Alan, I get to make these comments because I am,myself, Jewish…and I get to be this mad and this rude because you and others like you have succeeded in making me ashamed of that fact.

Shame on you!

Lizzy, I don’t know what the four letter word D__B is. Maybe I’m too dumb to figure it out.  I don’t have a soprano-like barrage, even though I am a fan of Jim Gandolfini.  And, hey, if I can make you ashamed of being Jewish, I have tremendous power over you.

From: Jeff
Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2011 11:49 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Alan, you obviously got your job because you are a liberal and NOT because of your intelligence.  You are a moron just like many of your peers that live in that region of our country.  You guys need to get out of the box and see how the rest of the country lives and thinks.  You are also very rude by interrupting the host with your uh hu!  I used to switch channels when you were on with Hannity and I just mute it now.  You need to get out of your liberal box and start thinking in terms of reality instead of theory!

Actually, I got my job because of the photos, but that’s another story. And I no longer have an “uh hu.” I donated it to the local zoo.  By the way, if there were a liberal box I would definitely jump into it.

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