The Only Thing That There’s Just Too Little Of

From: Bob
Date: December 29, 2010 4:45:37 PM EST
To: Alan
Subject: Stalin was right

Dear Mr. Colmes,

I happened to be sitting with my wife, when you appeared on Megyn Kelly’s show today.  Not knowing whether or not she knew who you are, I described you as exactly the kind of person that Stalin had in mind when he coined the term, “useful idiot.”

I just thought that you should be made aware that you will forever be so described in my household.  I hope you are appropriately ashamed.  Happy new year!

Yes, Bob, how can I ever again go out in public?

From: Dennis
Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are such a jew

Jew

Why, thank you, Dennis! I am presuming this is a compliment.

From: BRANT
Sent: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:22 PM
To: Alan

YOU ARE PROBABLY THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!!  YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN AND LIVED IN NORTH KOREA, CUBA OR ANY OTHER COMMUNIST COUNTRY SINCE IT SEEMS THAT THEIR PHILOSOPHY AND AIMS ARE YOURS AS WELL. YOU AND OBAMA ARE SO DISGUSTING THAT I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT EITHER OF YOU SHOULD HAVE ANY CREDIBILITY WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

Am I worse than, say, Charles Manson? John Wayne Gacy? How about the Kardashians?

From: Betty
Sent: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:29 PM
To: Alan

Are you really as stupid as you seem?  Obama could kill your family and your response would be “they must have deserved it”.  I heard you on The Factor.   It’s funny Obama has been 3 times to Hawaii since his Grandmother “who made him who he is today”. Died.  He could only be there an hour or so when she was dying and only used it for a sympathy vote.     Gee that’s all she deserved?  You probably think that’s proper too?  You are sticking up for a heartless human being so you must be too.   Your wife must of married you for some other reason it certainly can’t be your brain!

Betty, I am exactly as stupid as I seem. My wife married me neither for my brain nor my wallet. She married me for my very good taste in women.

From: linjack
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2010 4:16 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Look!

Mr. Colmes,

I watched you on Megyn Kelly’s show today.  Please, please, please stop prefacing every other sentence with “Look.”  Do you know how annoying that is?  We viewers ARE looking at our TV’s.  You don’t have to repeatedly tell us (or Megyn) to “Look.”

Look, I don’t think I really do that.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.