Ashton Kutcher Preparing For The End Of The World

In an interview in Men’s Fitness, Ashton Kutcher explains how he’s getting ready for Armageddon. (h/t JustJared)

“It won’t take very much, I’m telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don’t have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there’s no electricity, nobody has maps.”

One has to wonder if Kutcher would make a good cable news host:

“And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electric file. Then it’s like, ‘What’s the value of currency, and whose food is whose?’ People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.”

Kutcher has an unusual rationale to stay in shape.

“All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.