Arnold: I Was Going To Speak In Arizona, But I Thought I’d Be Deported

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the Emory University commencement with some good material.
(h/t Political Wire)

“This is my first law degree.

“Finally, the Kennedys will think I’m a success. And Maria can finally bring me home to meet her family.”

…

“I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.