That’s What Friends Are For

From: MidgyMoe
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 1:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Get off of Fox

Alan Colmes you are a delusional moron dirtbag……………please do the people of this great Nation a favor …..please go back under your rock……..you are a disgrace to Fox News……and i hope and pray they fire you………come 11/2010 & 2012….the likes of people like yourself and this disgrace of an Administration will be nothing more then a flash in a pan…..please do America a favor and move to a 3rd World Country like Cuba Iran No Korea Syria Venezuela etc……..you have plenty of choices there……… you will have the kind of Country that is more your style……..because i have a news flash for you dope……….it is not going to happen here……..and when it is all said and done……..it will be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt….that this disgrace of a President and his band of thugs were nothing more then a bunch of lying cheating low-life scumbags from the streets of Chicago…..the truth will prevail……and History will NOT be kind to this clueless empty suit!!!!!!!!!!!!! you Colmes Maddow Matthews Scarborough Olbermann all of your kind are a done deal…….sane Americans know that you people do nothing but spew hate tell lies and distort the truths…………..your career just might be over………because the people who listen to your kind are the minority……………there are more of us then there are of you……….so just sit back and watch the sane Americans take back their Country………………you pos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

And by “pos” I presume you mean “person of substance.”  No?

From: Darlene
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2010 2:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Immigration

Your thought’s on Arizona doing something about immigration is all wrong. We think the govenor is right on it. Finally, somebody who has the gut’s to try to do something about this major problem. Can’t depend on the Federal Government!

If these people are stopped and questioned, they need not worry if they are here legally, right? Our country has law’s and this nonesense has gone on long enough. Everywhere these people settle in, seem’s as if crime goes up. That is what happened here. We could really “clean house” if the policemen were allowed to do what they’re doing in Arizona. We say, good for her!! We hope other states follow suit.

Don’t you mean you hope other “state’s” follow suit?

From: Boysen
Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:09 AM
To: Alan
Subject: your article on Obamas left wing SC justice pick

I am a frequent emailer but have stopped since there is no way I can stomach your opinions anymore! You must be crazy to support another left wing move by this radical regime as Rush says. Yes < GO RUSH! And as far as MASS healthcare, it is in the tank. Yes, Romney screwed up although he probably will never admit it. Our healthcare system will be a disaster until Obama is either impeached or voted out which he will be, although you cannot admit it.

SO glad you left Sean Hannity . It is such a pleasure to watch his show without you!

SIncerely,CONSERVATIVE TN mom.

And yet, I so enjoyed seeing you on the other side of the screen.

From: Wes
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Stupidity Reigns”

Alan,

You are the dumbest contributor to Fox News.  The “jocks” of the NBA have more brains than you.  Your entire countenance is arrogant!  Go get a real job.

A real job? Are you kidding? Who the hell would hire me?

From: Chuck
Sent: Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:11 AM
To: Bill O’Reilly
Cc: Alan
Subject: …having Alan Colmes on the Factor ! …Oye !

O’reilly, why in the name of Political sanity do you continue to have this “Leftist, Howler Monkey” (Colmes) on the Factor ! You’d get a better Political argument from Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street ! …Oye !

The only Political “Howler Monkey” that runs his mouth faster then Colmes is Mark Lamont Hill !

Chuck …. way down here at the Trailer Park near Tampa Bay.

Hey, Chuck, my parents paid good money to send me to Howler Monkey school. You want that to go to waste?

From: Jon
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

DEAR MR. COLMES,

I HAVE JUST WATCHED YOU DEBATE MONICA CROWLEY ON THE O’REILLY FACTOR.

WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU? NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IF I WERE A LIBERAL, I WOULD BE OUTRAGED BY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A ‘SPOKESPERSON’ FOR MY BELIEFS.

EVERY MONTH, MY FRIENDS AND I MEET FOR A FORMAL, ELEGANT DINNER. AT EACH SUCH OCCASION ONE OF US INVITES A SCHLEMIEL TO JOIN US AS A MEANS OF CRUEL, BUT HYSTERICAL ENTERTAINMENT.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?

Any place that allows Howler Monkeys.

From: Jason
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:31 PM
Subject: You proved what you are on the 05/04/10 Bill O’Reilly.

Alan,

I saw you on Bill O’Reilly’s show on 05/04/10, and you should be very thankful you did not have to debate me instead of O’Reilly… you are self hating liberal who hates your own race….you are showing yourself to be nothing more than an extremely hate filled, intolerant, closeminded, ignorant self hating anti-American.   I do not always agree with Juan Williams, but  you are nothing but America-hating trash compared to him.

What do you have against trash?

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.