White House Correspondents’ Dinner Features Comedy Stylings Of Barack Obama

Should he fail to win a second term, President Obama may have a future on the comedy circuit.  Among his lines at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

“Biden talked me into it. He leaned over and said this is no ordinary dinner…this is a big, f*cking meal.”

[My ratings may be down here, but] “I happen to know that my approval ratings are still high in the country of my birth.”

“I’m glad to see the only person who’s ratings…fell more than mine is here tonight. Hey good to see you Jay.”

“I hear I am big on Twitter…Facebook….or, as Sarah Palin calls it “Socialized Media.”

On the Salahis: “There haven’t been people more unwelcome at a party since Charlie Crist!”

“I’m also glad I’m speaking first – because we’ve all seen what happens when somebody takes the timeslot after Leno.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.