Bolivian President Says Homosexuality And Baldness Caused By Chicken

Evo Morales, the Bolivian president since 2005, says male pattern baldness and sexual preference are influenced by eating chicken.

Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that “when men eat those chickens they experience deviences in being men”.

As you might imagine, the LGBT community isn’t taking to this analysis.

The president of the Argentina Homosexual Community campaigning organisation, Cesar Cigliutti, said: “It’s an absurdity to think that eating hormone-containing chicken can change the sexual orientation of a person.

“By following that reasoning, if we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it he will transform into a heterosexual.”

Besides, most chicken producers no longer inject them with hormones, so it looks as though we’ll have to find other causes.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.