Valentine’s Special: Anatomy-Boosting Pants

How can we ignore the most romantic day of the year here at Liberaland?  British department store Debenhams is having a surge (you’ll pardon the expression) in sales with its $28/pair enhancing underwear. (So as not to be too graphic, I’ve put up Sponge Bob underwear instead.)

The pants work by using a lift and hold feature at the front, like a male version of the cleavage-boosting Wonderbra.

“The briefs mean that no man ever needs to feel inadequate again on the most passionate day of the social calendar,” said Rob Faucherand, head of men’s accessories buying at Debenhams.

“However we can’t be held responsible for what happens once the pants come off,” he added.

THAT could truly be anti-climactic.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.