This Is What Passes For Humor On Right-Wing Talk Radio

Matt Fox and AJ Rice produce material for right-wing talk show hosts.  Their latest creation is featured at Human Events, followed by its conservative readership commenting upon how “brilliant” and “classy” it is.  Sung to the tune of “Feliz Navidad,” it uses every stereotype we’ve heard about immigrants, with such lines as:

Illegals in my yard.

Illegals in my yard.

Illegals in my yard.

When they’re not working, they sit at the bar.

They’re going to drink some cervezas this Christmas.

They’re going to shoot some tequila this Christmas.

They’re going to get DUIs this Christmas.

Those illegals in my yard.

They’re getting free organ transplants this Christmas.

They’re going to have anchor babies this Christmas.

They’re going to scream “sí, se puede” this Christmas.

Those illegals in my yard.

They’re going to spread bubonic plague this Christmas.

They’re going to bring me lots of bed bugs this Christmas.

They’re going to pass tuberculosis this Christmas.

Those illegals in my yard.

(h/t Think Progress and RightWingWatch)

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.