Carrie Prejean Doesn’t Think Being Gay Is Natural; But, Then, Neither Are Her Breasts

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…unnatural breasts, that is. Access Hollywood reports that the California Miss USA Pageant paid for her breast implants.  Shanna Moakler, co-executive director of the pageant organization, supported the surgery.

“It was something that we all spoke about together,” Shanna said referring to herself, Carrie and Keith Lewis, Shanna’s co-executive director. “It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision.”

Moakler likes Prejean’s breasts more than she does her answer to the gay question posed by Perez Hilton.

“The night of the show, I wrote Carrie and I congratulated Carrie and I also told her her answer, for me, did hurt feelings,” Shanna told Billy [Bush of Access Hollywood].

Shanna’s other problem with Carrie is that the pageant can’t seem to get in touch with her.

“We’ve tried really hard [to get in contact] and she keeps referring us to her mother and her PR person,” Shanna claimed. “That’s also sad for me… because, you know, there’s no hate here. I don’t hate Carrie Prejean. I supported her and I still stand behind her.”

Prejean would rather talk to right-wing anti-gay organizations than to the group that paid for her assets. She is working with the National Organization for Marriage, the group that put out the gathering storm ad that warns us that with gay marriage our “freedom will be taken away.”

In fact the ad was beautifully mocked by Stephen Colbert.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.