If You’re Stupid Your Sperm Need Swimming Lessons

Yes, smarter men have more sperm AND they swim better.  So, it’s no surprise that women like successful men who are good providers.

Researchers at King’s College London, the University of Delaware and the University of New Mexico recently compared results from five intelligence tests given to 425 Vietnam War vets in 1985 as part of the U.S. Centers For Disease Control and Prevention’s Vietnam Experience Study. These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples, so the researchers analyzed the sperm per milliliter of semen, plus how many of the sperm swam normally, and other measures of sperm health.

The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam – and it didn’t matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.

By the way, I have no children.  And I’m not in MENSA, either.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.