Hit Me With Your Best Shot

From: Jodi
Sent: Saturday, October 04, 2008 4:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Dear Alan,

You make me want to drink.

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, October 05, 2008 2:35 PM
To: Jodi
Subject: RE: Dear Alan,

Bottoms up!

From: Linda
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I Wonder

I have to say I wonder if in a previous incarnation you were a member of the Hitler Youth. You are so completely sucked in by the BO rhetoric that it’s almost sickening to watch you. It’s as if you completely refuse to listen to reason. Unfortunately, too many people in this country are being led by the nostrils just as you are. What a shame. I too, am a life-long Democrat but I’ll be damned if I’d vote for that terrorist-loving so and so.

From: Alan
To: Linda
Subject: RE: I Wonder

Yeah, I’m a perfect candidate for Hitler Youth. Good call.

From: Robert
Sent: Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Liberal

You are not really as liberal as you appear are you

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:58 AM
To: Robert
Subject: RE: Liberal

more so.

From: DL
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Admit it…

Alan,

Why don’t you just admit it, and do it on TV so we can get it over with. You hate America, you, like Obama want to see us lose the war, and you want to see Obama put his turbin back on and turn this country into a terrorist state where people like you who bow down to popularity instead of standing up for freedom survive. People like you, radical far left liberals make me and REAL AMERICANS sick. I am sure you are a real hero in some of the worlds hot nices places like Russia, China, Iran, Syria, North Korea, places that are laughing at America and thanking people like you for putting Obama on a pedestal and opening the door for everything that we have fought for years to keep out of America to come walking in.
It’s a good thing this is the 20th Century, they used to shoot traitors on site!!

Yours Truly
An American Vet who Proudly Wears his flag pin and stands and salutes the flag when it goes by

From: Raven
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 10:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU ARE………………………………………………….

ALLEN COLMES,

YOU ARE THE MOST DUMBEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE WORLD!!!!!

NO I WOULD KILL MY SELF IS I WAS KIN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU NEED TO GET OFF OF THE SHOW, AS YOU DUMB BASTARD,CAN NOT EVEN

ASK A QUESTION WITHOUT MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU AND OBAMA AND BIDEN NEED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER AND

GO TO RUSSIA AND LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE SEEN DUMB PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE !!!!!!!

EVERY TIME I TRY TO WATCH THE SHOW, WHEN YOU TALK I GET SICK,

YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A QUEER TALKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO OBOMA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DON’T NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK RUSSIA..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLEN, I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, AND I LOVE MY FREEDOM!!!!

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS FOR KEEPING OUR FREEDOM, AND GIVING YOU THE

RIGHT TO ACT LIKE A DUMB BASTARD ON TV. AND RADIO…

GET OFF THE SHOW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Linda
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 11:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hannity

Dont you wish you were Hannity, so people would like you?

From: Bill
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 12:17 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Allen

Allen

you are a progressive, socialist, nigger loving liberal ahit head. You are pushing for the socialization of America.

It’s not too late to become a true American! But your days are numbered.

From: Dawn
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WOULD YOU STOP BEING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUDE TO YOUR GUESTS !!!!!

Alan,

You are such a HORRIBLE interviewer !!!!! You ask questions and then
talk on top of the people !!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH AN IGNORANT
MORON !!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN YOU WILL WAKE UP
TO REALITY !!!!!!! I’m not sure what color the sky is in the world
you live in……..for me and the rest of the world it is blue.

I watch the show ONLY because of you, Sean !!!! THANK GOD FOR YOU !!!!!

Alan — FIND ANOTHER CAREER. YOU MISSED THE BOAT ON THIS ONE !!!!!

THANK YOU SEAN !!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Caleb
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: question

Dear Dillhole,

I’m just wondering how many times you had ass whipped as a kid. How many wedgies did you get on a daily basis, you ignorant coward. Grow some balls, you neutered cat. I sit at home and imagine that your whole bit MUST be an act. What intellectual midget can’t see the truth about Obama, and worse yet makes excuses for a man who likes spending time with shimmering jewels of anarchistic terrorists like Ayers. You have got to be getting paid to act a fool. Please tell me it’s just an act, because if it isn’t, wouldn’t you just be better off in a communist or socialistic country?

From: Barbara
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 11:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Obama

You Scare me Alan! Why can’t you see that Obama is not for us? I pray to God people like you will honestly sit back and look at this liar for what he really represents. Listen for a second to what Sean is saying and stop smiling like an idiot this isn’t a joke. Look at the mans name that speaks for it self.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 11:35 PM
To: Barbara
Subject: RE: Obama

John McCain has the same first name as John Gotti. Doesn’t that concern you?

From: Jackie
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 12:48 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Shut Up

Allen,

Just SHUT UP….. You just are NOT smart enough to speak.

Thank you.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.