I Can’t Open Your Eyes

Posted by | August 16, 2008 15:03 | Filed under: Hate Mail


From: Rob
Date: August 12, 2008 9:45:33 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Abortion

alan,it is a real shame since you radicals/marxists believe in murdering/aborting children, that your parents didn’t decide to abort you…Just think we would now have one less left wing loonie that hates America and believes in Karl Marx’s income redistribution to punish those who wish to make something of themselves ,steal their money and give it to the lazy lumps who dont wish to work,want free handouts and want to live on others like leeches. And you think that this is fair??? To punish those who want to better themselves and tax them out of what they worked so hard to earn???? just to give it to the lazy who want a free handout. Since you believe in this maybe we should tax you out of every dollar that you earn and confiscate your home and car for redistribution to some lazy ghetto bum…Would that make you happy??? By the way,you could pay my taxes as well,since you believe in giving out FREE handouts…no doubt you are a total left wing radical jackass!!!

From: Alan
Date: August 14, 2008 11:03:29 AM EDT
To: Rob
Subject: Re: Abortion

You wish I had been aborted. Good to know you’re pro-choice, then.

From: Gene
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your sex slime on McCain

I was disappointed that you bought up a 30 year old “alleged” affair of John McCain. You don’t know if the wife stayed true to McCain while he was gone for 5 years in a Prison Camp. You don’t know what problems they had when he came back home. I have seen people not war prisoners come back from war that was so maladjusted that they divorced. Don’t go there again!


From: Darrell
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and Newt

You make your feeble attempt to match your knowledge with Newt’s, you are wasting your time. He has MORE knowledge in his little finger than you have in your ENTIRE STUPID BODY!!!!!!!

Go to the dictionary and find “stupid” or “dumb”. There is YOUR picture for BOTH!!!!!


From: Carlton
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 2008 Politics


I am not sure if your questions and reponses each evening on Hannity and Colmes are just an act or you really believe your own stupid statements; if so you’ve got one messed mind. Only irrational people think like you. Of course you never learn because you never shut your mouth and open your ears long enough to learn anything and therefore you continue to perpetuate inaccurate information even in the face of the facts.


From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: New Hair Color


You look awesome with your new black tresses. Just like a “spade.” You miserable puke. Tonight, your tone reminded me of Jessie Jackson when he was caught saying “I’d like to cut off his nuts.”

WAKE UP you schmuck!!!

From: Grace
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

I listen to you most every night, and I have yet to hear you say WHY you are a liberal. I’d like to hear you say
I am a liberal because:

Some suggestions of things you could say?

because I like the idea of having a military free country with no protection for its citizens (an Obama plan)

because I like taking hard earned money away from people and giving it to people who are not willing (but are able) to work

because I like the idea of socialistic medical facilities

because I want higher taxes (it’s for everyone that he advocates this measure NOT just the wealthiest Americans)

because I think ‘the government’ should pay for people’s houses

because I believe that ‘the government’ should pay everyone’s way through college

because ????

I have no idea why anyone would want to be a liberal, so I have no more suggestions.

Just in case you wondered, I personally am terrified that he will get elected and I will have nothing left of the money that I have
put away for retirement, and I am 70 years old, and will have NO recourse once he takes it all away from me to give to someone else who hasn’t done one thing to earn it, or deserve it.

(by the way, I am all for helping people who for whatever reason are unable to work and support themselves…it’s those who refuse to do anything and just wait for handouts.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Grace
Subject: RE: Why?

Yes, Grace, I want the government to take all our money, turn the country over to terrorists and, don’t forget, kill babies even after they’re born. Also I want to help all those pukes who hate to work and want to live on my dime. Thank you for your kind note.

From: Karen
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A simple request

Dear Alan Colmes:
My husband and I are faithful viewers of your program. We thoroughly enjoy your program and appreciate the back and forth banter. However, I have a simple request to make of you: before you go on the air each night, will you please make sure your tie is straight? Perhaps you tie your tie to the left to signify your political position, but not a night goes by that my husband does not comment about how terrible it looks.
Thanks for your help- this small thing may keep me from killing my husband and then becoming a topic of discussion on your show. (lol)


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:48 PM
To: Karen
Subject: RE: A simple request


Actually, my tie is straight. It’s my shirt that’s crooked. As a liberal, I am only for killing of babies in the womb, so I don’t want you to kill your husband. I will do what I can to help.

From: KC
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Payback is a bitch”


I’m not even going to address you “Mr. Colmes”….you are way beneath that title. Your comment to Sean, “Payback is a bitch” is way out of line. Every night you give me more reason to dislike you more and more.


From: LO
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pay back’s a Bitch!!


Pay back’s a Bitch!! No your the BITCH.Your passive aggressive.Let’s start a pool on how long your marriage is gonna last.Passive aggressive is bad.

Good luck in court!!


From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

alan is always wrong, rude, and anti America.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Ray
Subject: RE: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong

Congratulations on your terrific parenting skills.


From: Deno
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obama

Dear Al; Why don’t you stop sucking obama’s dick for a second and WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Don
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 10:01 pm
To: Alan
Subject: YOU

There’s no doubt in my mind that as a growing youngster, young adult and now, you have zero (real) friends. You are the most arrogant and annoying human being I have ever had the displeasure to be exposed to. Thank technology for the mute button. I wish I could cover your face at the
same time.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:32 PM
To: Don
Subject: RE: YOU

Thank technology for the delete button.

From: Gary
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 4:52 pm
To: Alan
Subject: Red White and Liberal


I needed something to read at the beach while in Myrtle Beach a couple weeks ago. Found your book at an outlet mall for $3.99. I lost my earplugs on the beach – wish it had been your book instead.

yours truly,


P.S. I did get as far as page 166 before the nausea overwhelmed me.

From: Joseph
Sent: Fri, August 15, 2008 9:33 pm
To: Alan
Subject: sean

It is clear to everyone, the only reason you are on fox is because of sean…. doesn’t it bother you that you cant survive w/o him? You are a true liberal, you NEVER answer a question. What a coward! Your radio show is on so late for a reason, It really sucks!! Fairness doctrine, you need
one to hear your views? you should be embarrassed! either you are listened to or not! You are not, hence the late night talk and a fairness doctrine. Lets face it , your so called fans “do not tune in” liberal radio has failed, move on! FAIRNESS DOCTRINE? How about rating doctrines.
You cant make the cut!

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