Straight Talk Express Crashes. Literally.

Not only that, it did so while making a right turn.  Earlier, when we said the Straight Talk Express was sinking, it was a figure of speech, but if this actual event isn’t a metaphor for John McCain’s candidacy, I don’t know what is.

It tried to make a right turn from the left lane. Now, it would be more metaphorically correct had it made a left turn from the center lane, but still.  A minivan was destroyed in the process.  See? Move to the right and hurt the litte people.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.