Lindsay’s Lohan Dad Won’t Walk Her Down The Aisle

Michael Lohan says if Lindsay and “gal pal” Sam Ronson decide to tie the knot, she knows he wouldn’t walkher down the aisle because of his faith.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

And, yet, he says, “I want her to be happy.”  Does “happy” mean “heterosexual”?

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.