Return To Sender. Please.

Posted by | May 21, 2008 23:35 | Filed under: Hate Mail


From: Louette
Sent: Sunday, May 18, 2008 3:45 AM
To: Alan

Dear Alan,
I am a regular watcher of Hannity & Colmes. Love the show and the nightly interaction that goes on. I think that both you and Sean are swell guys and have great chemistry. I only have one complaint. Please get yourself some new clothes! You wear purple shirts and ties almost every night. Purple is so passe’ this year. There are times when you look like a funeral director. If you would just spruce up your wardrobe a bit, I think it would do you a world of good. I do like your new glasses though. Hope you have a nice weekend and take the opportunity to do some SHOPPING!!

Warmest Regards,


From: Connor
Sent: Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:05 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You have been dismissed.


Just finished re watching the Newt Gingrich appeasement interview on H&C. I could not find a single point that you won. So my advice is:the next time you know in advance that he will be in…you should call in sick.


From: Lance
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 9:23 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan


I would like to say that I have no doubt that you love this country and are proud to be an American. I also believe you must be a good and decent person. However, your views and positions are dangerous over the long term. I realize I don’t have time to debate the issues with you here, but there is something that I hope you will take the time to think about provided your people will pass this message along to you.

There is a reason your radio show is on late at night with relatively low patronage. There is a reason that your show just got back on in New York. There is a reason that Hannity, Limbaugh, and O’reilly (conservatives) are on during the day with huge listenership. You are entitled to your opinion, and I am grateful that you have the opportunity to express your opinion through our Bill of Rights.

Finally, you may be on TV, but if there was no Hannity you would not be on TV. Hannity carries the show, and you sir are a sideshow because the Fox News Channel adheres to the motto ‘Fair and Balanced’. Hannity is the fair and you provide the other side which unfortunately is considered balance.

I realize I will not change your politics nor your point of view. You sir are a dangerous person, and one day in your old age I hope you will come to understand the utter problems that your viewpoint causes this country.

Thank you,


From: Forest
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 10:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Race.

Alan, Are you part Negro?
You have some of the characteristics, such as wide nose with flaring nostrils. And your hair is somewhat curly.
Just wondering.

From: Richard
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 9:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

It is so easy to spot a damn liberal you stupid bastard. Look at yourself in a mirror. Pure arrogance. I am so sick of trash like you. go to NBC where you belong . You kinow when this country will be better. When idiots likeyou are dead. I had a friend from
Liberia today look at television and listen to Obama and all the other disgusting trash coming out of democratic parties mouths and he shook his head and said that it took only 20 people in Liberia to cause the civil war and all the killing. And he said if people don’t wake up because of people like Obama and you this country will no longer exist. This is a man who left Liberia and came here as a refugee, and now feels he would be better off back there. He tells all his relatives back home that this country is horrible.

From: Richard
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: guilt by association

I think anyone who has come into contact with you needs to be put in isolation to protect the rest of the world because obviously you are a major viral disease.

From: Donna
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 10:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your support for Obama

You need to get off the kick of defending Obama. He isn’t worth the breath you have to utter when you defend him or his wife for her UNAMERICAN comments.


From: Roger
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Dear Alan

Seeing as how you belong to a party that believes, supports and defends the right to murder innocent children through abortion, and after watching you to the point of ad-nauseam….It really seems to me too bad that your mom did not make the decision.

You are so full of crap I can not believe it. You have no legs to stand on. You are made a fool of consistently, and you are so caught up in being Alan that you do not even get the fact you are being made a fool of.

Just quit, find a quiet place, retire. AND SHUT UP ….Please I implore you.

From: Terrence
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: michelle obama

allen…………have I told you lately what an asshole you are? You would defend the devil if he said something nice about a liberal or something bad about our country…… are such a joke, no one ever agrees with you. Everyone laughs at you. Go sell ladies shoes. T. Hagen, Downers Grove, Illinois.

From: Dan
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

I wish to seriously thank you for showing all of America, every night of the week, just what an asinine character you are. You continually show America just what an idiot you are, when you try to defend your left wing opinions against your guests. With you and Obama, the United States of America, would have all the worlds terrorists living here in the USA with free housing, drivers licenses, and full access to all parts of America’s various states. This, with a piece of paper, presumably drawn up by you and this idiot Obama, who wants to talk to terrorists. After all, he is a negotiator. What a laugh. The world’s graveyard is full of appeasers who said they could negotiate. Just goes to show, you were never in the military and probably never out in the world in other countries.

Thanks again for continually showing America just what a clown you are.


From: jag
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:37 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan


Sorry, I tried, but I just can’t listen to your show. I enjoy hearing different opinions, but you constantly talk over your callers, you are incredibly sarcastic, and you sound so simpering. Reminds me of a school child…

Your personal characteristics really turn people off, and destroy any effectiveness you might have in presenting the liberal agenda. Bad job, Alan.

From: david
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 11:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: no personal income

my boss has no personal income cause he is putting all into his company,, h’s making less than i am ! you take away the tax cuts! he gpes under and i have to look for another job,,another small business bites the dust, but i guess you elitest don’t care!! your a punk! you don’t care abpout how your fellow americans do!

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:05 PM
To: David
Subject: FW: no personal income


If your boss has no income, he has no tax obligation. If he has a small income, he won’t be affected by resciding the tax cuts for the wealthy.

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your one sick liar!!

Like the old saying

“when you deal with idiots, (like you) don’t let drag you down to their level”

Your sick grin and the stupid, raised left eyebrow!! Makes me throw up!!!

You are sooo far left, if the earth was flat you would walk off the end of the World!!!

You are by far, the biggest liar on TV!!!

I use to love your show with Sean, I have turned you off for good!!!

From: Donna
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Poor Sean Hannity

Mr. Colmes,

I have come to the conclusion that Fox News must have hired you for “entertainment” purposes. Every time I have watched Fox News, I have seen and heard you say some of the most stupid, most ignorant, most assinine things. Do you have no shame for the “crap” that comes out of your mouth? You truly do give “Democrats/Liberals” a bad reputation. I can only hope and pray to God that you are not as stupid and ignorant as you make yourself sound and come across to viewers. I truly do not know who Sean keeps from reaching over and just slapping the stupidity out of you. He needs too!

Hannatized Watcher and lets not forget;
Angry, bitter, cling to my guns and religion, bible thumpin American!

From: PAS
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes

Were you one of HItler’s butt buddies?

From: Richard
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

I get more sick of stupid arrogant brainless trash like you everyday. It helps Obama saying Iran is no threat and two days latter a grave threat. I have no idea why fox doesn’t just let you have a show with Keith obermann, and Chris Matthews. You are just as in love with Obama as they are.

From: Sally
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject: James Baker

Your argument that James Baker talked to our enemies doesn’t hold water. HE WASN’T THE PRESIDENT!
How can you be so dumb? And why don’t your guests call you on it? HE WASN’T THE PRESIDENT!

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:02 PM
To: Sally
Subject: RE: James Baker

The point is that James Baker believes a president should talk to our enemies. And when Baker did so, who sent him?


Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2008 Liberaland
By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

Leave a Reply