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Posted by | February 3, 2008 13:09 | Filed under: Hate Mail


From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan

Hey, Colmes…did you ever take English Grammar????????ME AND MONICA CROWLEY?????? UGH!!!!!!!!! How my ears cringed when I heard that! Or, is it that you must always place yourself first?

Whatever, I could do a better job than you do anyday!


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 4:27 PM
To: Amy


You’re absolutely right that I exhibited horrible grammar. I was rushing to finish before being cut off for a commercial.
However, I am horribly ashamed, and you are absolutely correct to infer deep psychological meanings from my faux pas. And, hey…nice use of exclamation points. Did your finger get stuck on the keyboard?

Yours in English,

From: Amy
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 5:08 PM
To: Alan


How magnanimous of you to be such a good sport about my sardonic criticism of your grammatical error. If I succeeded in helping you banish that term (ME and …) forever from your brain, I am a happy person. And, hey, yourself…my fingers never get stuck on the keyboard.

Actually, considering the amount of pressure connected with your position, you do a GREAT JOB!

Best always,


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 6:01 PM
To: Amy

I went from you can do a better job than I (not “me”) any day, to “You do a great job” fairly quickly, didn’t I?

From: Jeff
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 11:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Don Imus Show

Mr. Colmes, I listened to your interview on the Don Imus show this morning. (31 Jan) I was totally disappointed and insulted by your irresponsible, undignified, insensitive and racist characterization of John McCain as a Methuselah like old white man. I doubt you would have made this evenings Hannity and Colmes show if you had characterized Barach Obama as an Amos like young black man. I know I need not remind you of who built this country. I’m not a John McCain fan nor would I vote for him but I take total issue with your denigrating all senior white men with this type of racist comment and you need to apologize immediately for this racist insult.


From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 12:38 AM
To: Jeff
Subject: RE: Don Imus Show

It is not racist to call someone an old white guy. John McCain will even admit he is one. And I hope to be one some day (an old white guy, that is).

From: Joe
Date: January 31, 2008 10:52:08 PM EST
To: Alan
Subject: Question

Alan my question to you why most of your audience hate you a lot ?

From: Alan
Date: February 1, 2008 10:48:22 AM EST
To: Joe
Subject: Re: Question

Because I am a terrible human being.

From: Milos
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 2:21 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Rehab

I am writing in regard to the recent interview with Ann Coulter on the Hannity and Colmes show.

Alan Colmes needs to go to REHAB for his comment to Ann Coulter, concerning the Republicans leaders, who are currently supporting John McCain.

How dare he refer to them as a “HO JUST LOOKING FOR A JOB!” What a disgrace. He has taken FAIR & BALANCED to a new level.

If a Conservative says something like that, all of the liberals go wild trying to pull the plug on him.

Where is the outrage, like we saw in the Don Imus case? Imus used the same word, and he was kicked off the air. I understand that Alan Colmes was joking around, but then again, so was Imus!!!!!

Colmes clearly called those leaders in the Republican party “”HO JUST LOOKING FOR A JOB!”

I am disgusted with the double standard! Alan Colmes, at least apologize for what you said. Don Imus had the decency to do that.

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, February 02, 2008 3:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Rehab

It was Ann Coulter who said they were just looking for jobs. I used the word “ho” and Coulter agreed. So, is she a disgrace, too?

From: Jack
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 4:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: hey alan you sick weirdo ooo

Your nothing more than a sissfied white mama boy liberal scared of his own shadow just like the rest of liberal hating america..I love it when Hannity rips you to pieces..You dont have the quick wit or the intelligence to deal with a true minded republican…Your a NYC Liberal,right?? how about investing in Plastic surgery AND lets get real Alan your really an in the closet homosexual waiting to try to persuade Sean to get naked with you in your office or hotel room at the Plaza..Friggin weird-o…

From: Tully
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 3:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Question

Mr. Colmes,

My grandmother would like to know whether you are femme or butch.

So please let us know.

Thank hyou.

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: lies, damned lies and statistics

You really fell on your STUPID, LYING FACE tonight in talking to Thomas Sowell. Next time at least START with a few ACCURATE statistics.

Men and women who work in the SAME JOB and have the SAME EXPERIENCE and the SAME SENIORITY not only have no noticeable wage differential, in many fields women in those situations earn slightly MORE than their male equals.

The problem (if it IS a problem, which it isn’t) arises because women (on balance) CHOOSE to work fewer hours per week (yes, they have childcare responsibilities — unless of course they’re childless, which more than 33% of women in their 30s now ARE — but WHO DECIDED TO HAVE THE CHILDREN?) That’s a life-affecting DECISION…

Sowell can take you apart and plant the pieces, but the least you could do if you don’t want to look like a COMPLETE FOOL is have some ACCURATE statistics, not the garbage put out by your girlfriends at NOW.


From: Dirk
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Thomas Sowell Interview

Mr Sewell made you look like an idiot. Either you were poorly prepared for the interview or you’re DENSE!
I often wonder if part of your contract is to appear “dumb”.

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, February 03, 2008 12:37 PM
To: Dirk
Subject: RE: Thomas Sowell Interview

Oh, yes, I’m supposed to be stupid. Thanks for noticing.

From: Aram
Sent: Saturday, February 02, 2008 5:08 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Please.


I just watched your recent segment with Ann Coulter showing support for Hillary Clinton.

Of all the criticisms leveled at your network for its obvious right-wing bias, there’s no stronger argument than that which underlines the presence of you (of all people) on the network as a representative of American progressives. In fact, I would go so far as to attribute to you all the recently emerged negative connotations associated with the term “liberal”.

As a Canadian progressive with many friends and family south of our shared border, I beg you to get off the air before you inspire self-hatred amongst liberals for your annoying questions, your highly unsophisticated speech, and your stupidity. I sincerely hope in my heart of hearts that your part on H&C is a complete act, ingeniously devised by Republican strategists to perpetuate all the most ridiculous stereotypes about us.

I appreciate your time in reading this,


From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, February 03, 2008 12:59 PM
To: Aram
Subject: RE: Please.

Thank you so much for the career advice. I don’t know what I’d do without constructive criticism like you offer so that I might quit my job with your good advice. You seem like a very open, kind, “liberal” person. Thank you.


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