Man admits pooping on market scanner

Posted by | July 27, 2016 19:37 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly


Colin Murphy couldn’t contain himself at a Kroger’s in Cincinnati.

 

Murphy, seen at right, was sentenced to 30 days in jail, though Judge William Mallory suspended execution of the sentence and placed Murphy on probation for two years.

Additionally, Murphy was ordered to pay about $400 in fines and court costs.

Murphy is also subject to a court-issued stay away order barring him from the Kroger premises.

As detailed in misdemeanor criminal complaints, Murphy entered the supermarket on May 29 and “stripped naked” in front of a male employee. Murphy, cops reported, smelled of booze, was unsteady on his feet, and had slurred speech.

Upon disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it.”

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28 responses to Man admits pooping on market scanner

  1. whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 19:59

    nasty bastard.

  2. Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 20:12

    How does a person get to that point? I have been drunk multiple times when I was younger, but I never came close to doing anything like this.

    • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 20:46

      he needs serious rehab for like, life. that’s seriously disgusting. they would have to get a hazmat team out there to remove that thing. not any amount of bleach or decontaminate agent would get me to put my groceries on any of those damn conveyor belts. how do i know they actually removed it or admit which one was shat on? oh hell no.

      • Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 21:19

        I scan my cucumbers on those things, his little cocktail winnie needs to stay away from those damn scanners let alone his stinky poop.

        • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 21:21

          hahahaha

        • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 21:46

          oh darn. my foot is starting to hurt. Nyobi’s fat butt is resting on it.

          • Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 21:54

            Nyobi is a baby I am guessing? My baby is always at my feet, but he is in his bed.

            • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 22:11

              a 13 y/o baby.

              • Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 22:56

                Oooh 13 years. Beautiful baby. You are a lucky mommy and he does not look fat at all so stop being mean lol.

                • whatthe46 July 28th, 2016 at 00:25

                  OMG! she, Ms. Nyobi, is heavy. try going to sleep with all that weight on the covers and i cant turn over.

                  • Suzanne McFly July 28th, 2016 at 10:39

                    She must be solid muscle because I am not seeing any chubs lol.

        • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 21:49

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d07cd1eb57d5fd36c7e6621887485e3160d3ce003df76052e057db2d141e70b4.jpg

          • Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 22:02

            Here is my baby, Tigger Poo. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1f01eb50df5803c19727dffbd5a059140f908f2a2891bedc36470d232a18d22.jpg

            • whatthe46 July 27th, 2016 at 22:10

              awww. is that his favorite spot? does he have on shorts? and his coat looks so healthy.

              • Suzanne McFly July 27th, 2016 at 22:54

                I am at work right now, in the summer and weekends I am a home health aid. He comes to this clients house with me, he has to wear a diaper, sometimes he has accidents even though he is walked 6 times a day. He is a healthy little guy, you rarely see him without me and vice versa lol

                • whatthe46 July 28th, 2016 at 00:28

                  that’s wonderful that you have clients that allow you to take him with you! the diaper is a cute as a baby’s diaper.

                  • Suzanne McFly July 28th, 2016 at 10:41

                    He is sweet to people and he makes them smile so they benefit from having him around too.

            • bunya July 28th, 2016 at 13:39

              Oooooh. He’s a pookey. I’m a huge puppy fan!

              • Suzanne McFly July 28th, 2016 at 13:47

                I love me some puppies. I had 4 total and the other 3 were big babies, 2 rotties and a pitt. They have gone to the bridge waiting for their mommy, but I still have my little guy. I am hoping to adopt at least one more soon, I need as many puppies as I can afford in my life :)

    • fahvel July 28th, 2016 at 02:14

      maybe they didn’t have scanners when you were in your youthful drunken stupors. :-)

      • Suzanne McFly July 28th, 2016 at 10:46

        Hmmm, good point. Having said that though, I really don’t remember going to any grocery stores while I was out drinking, it seems like an odd place to be IMO.

        • whatthe46 July 29th, 2016 at 00:46

          that’s called a blackout.

    • CHOCOL8MILK July 29th, 2016 at 00:38

      Obviously, you were getting drunk incorrectly. :p

      • Suzanne McFly July 29th, 2016 at 10:20

        Well it sure felt like I was doing it correctly, especially the next day lol.

  3. Gary Parillo July 28th, 2016 at 01:51

    Maybe he wanted to find out how much it was worth.

  4. fahvel July 28th, 2016 at 02:14

    more people should poop on those things that have cost the jobs of many people who once did real check out work.

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