Limbaugh’s new low

Posted by | July 19, 2016 17:27 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

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And that means it must be very very low.

I was thinking Jimmy the comedian, “dyn-o-mite.” Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn’t interested. I got people asking why? Well I have something from Daily Mail Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn’t interested and I got people saying “Why you want to send her a cat?” Well, because of this. I have — right here, folks, in my formally nicotine-stained fingers. It’s from the Daily Mail, a credible news source. As credible as anything you’re going to find out there in the world.

Headline: “Woman with stomach ache is horrified when doctors remove a two-inch ball of cat hair from her vagina, caused by pets molting in her bed.’ Many a cat lover lets their feline friend sleep in their bed, but one woman got a rather unexpected – not to mention disgusting added extra after several nights of snuggling up.

Michelle Barrow is mother to Cricket and Donut, who, while cute, shed a torrent of hair all over the bed. And while unsightly, she never dreamed what would happen next. Some time later, during a routine appointment with her gynaecologist, she mentioned the ‘dull ache’ she had felt in her abdomen for the last month. The cause turned out to be a two-inch ball of cat hair inside her vagina.

So, that’s why I thought it’d be fun to send Hillary a cat.

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29 responses to Limbaugh’s new low

  1. halfwayin July 19th, 2016 at 17:40

    He’s probably too liberal for his audience now.

  2. pinballsdoll July 19th, 2016 at 17:48

    lower than whale shit

  3. Suzanne McFly July 19th, 2016 at 17:50

    I am willing to be that rush wishes in his next life, he will come back as a hairball. He will have a better chance of getting between a woman’s legs than he does right now as a greased up nut job.

    • whatthe46 July 19th, 2016 at 18:14

      Damn he’s such a fkn liar. It wasn’t caused by cats! She has a disorder called Trichophagia. She eats her own hair. I can’t stand that rat bastard.

      • Suzanne McFly July 19th, 2016 at 19:42

        My cat sometimes sleeps in the bed with me, but my dog always does and I was surprised there was pet hair in that area let alone a huge hairball. I guess eating it will put it there though.

        • whatthe46 July 19th, 2016 at 19:53

          see, you’re deliberately grossing me out aren’t you.

          • Suzanne McFly July 19th, 2016 at 20:20

            Meeee???? I would never…………..lol

      • Jimmy Fleck July 20th, 2016 at 12:07

        How would eating hair lead it to be deposited in a woman’s vagina?

        • whatthe46 July 20th, 2016 at 14:11

          It wasn’t in her vagina.

          • Jimmy Fleck July 20th, 2016 at 14:41

            http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/09/she-had-cat-hair-in-her-vagina-or-did-she.html

            According to the woman involved it was.

            • Candide Gunn July 20th, 2016 at 15:57

              Nasty thing should wash her sheets every once in awhile.

              • Jimmy Fleck July 20th, 2016 at 16:00

                Read the article – she does. Quit being mean.

                • Candide Gunn July 20th, 2016 at 16:02

                  I did read the article, it clearly says that her boyfriend’s pen^s gets stuck in the cat hair and pushed inside… that would not happen if she washed the sheets.

                  • Jimmy Fleck July 20th, 2016 at 16:18

                    And she clearly states that she washes her sheets regularly. I don’t own a cat since I am allergic, but I can imagine that new sheets could be covered in cat hair within minutes if the cat sheds a lot.

    • Lyndia July 19th, 2016 at 23:23

      He has been getting between somebody’s legs. He has had numerous marriages. He is also a former drug addict.

      • Suzanne McFly July 20th, 2016 at 10:07

        He may have been married but his wives are not required to “service” him. He may of been pressured to get married to appeal to his hard right wing listeners.

      • Candide Gunn July 20th, 2016 at 15:53

        Current drug addict and just because they marry him does not mean they are sleeping with him…taking bootlegged bottles of Viagra to known destinations for pedophile tourism is as low as a person can go.

  4. labman57 July 19th, 2016 at 18:48

    Rush is well overdue for a colonoscopy, as previous attempts to perform the procedure have been unsuccessful due to a chronic cranial obstruction.

  5. fredoandme July 19th, 2016 at 19:18

    that’s……just…..disgusting.

    everybody needs to see it.

  6. Gary Parillo July 19th, 2016 at 19:32

    Is Palin writing his material now? They ” really” should let him speak at the repub convention.

  7. Charlie Seivard July 19th, 2016 at 21:10

    Remember the lines in the Limbo song -How low can you go? It is Rush’s theme song.

  8. Warman1138 July 19th, 2016 at 22:15

    That’s really far and low down……but that’s just another goal for Rush.

  9. Mensa Member July 19th, 2016 at 22:28

    Is he back on Oxys again?

    The transcript makes me think so.

    • whatthe46 July 19th, 2016 at 23:59

      he resorted to something more powerful. the snorting of his own crap.

  10. granpa.usthai July 19th, 2016 at 23:29

    pack him on a train and send him back to his 1st cousin in DPRK.

    they have ways to motivate imbeciles who are no longer capable of producing anything acceptable for human consumption.

  11. William July 19th, 2016 at 23:52

    When you’re hemorrhaging sponsors and radio franchises, you have to resort to National Inquirer quality stories.

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