Duck Dynasty’s Robertson vows to never go into a woman’s bathroom
Whew! Ladies, you can relax now. Phil Roberson says he’ll never go into your bathroom because “I’m a man.”
The Western Conservative Summit is the gift that keeps on giving, if by “gift” you mean open running sores of derp. Remember Phil Robertson, the guy from Duck Dynasty whose multiple hateful obsessions couldn’t knock him off the air a few years back? Well, the bearded charmer washed up on the Denver Convention Center stage this weekend to spout folksy Bible-based hatred to an eager crowd…
Robertson also did not disappoint on the hatefulness front. Later in his speech, the Duck Dynasty patriarch went on a riff about how there were 160,000 murders in America while we were fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and it’s kind of intriguing to wonder where he was going with it
Yes, folks, it’s the gays and the transes who are killing 160,000 people every dozen or so years. Robertson’s gay panic is so epic, even other homophobes get a little nervous around him.
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30 responses to Duck Dynasty’s Robertson vows to never go into a woman’s bathroom
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Larry Schmitt July 4th, 2016 at 12:19
The petty fears these tiny little minds dream up. Too bad they can’t use their energies for something beneficial.
alpacadaddy July 4th, 2016 at 13:31
yeah, like suicide?
Mike N. July 4th, 2016 at 12:22
Oh I so hope he speaks at the RNC convention!
whatthe46 July 4th, 2016 at 16:34
since it makes no sense, it’s quite possible that the other idiots there would understand.
Mike N. July 4th, 2016 at 17:27
Yup he’s going to be the Clint Eastwood of 2016!
granpa.usthai July 4th, 2016 at 22:53
now the ugly?
fahvel July 5th, 2016 at 03:45
the chair might actually talk back, turn its back, and walk away from this thing.
whatthe46 July 5th, 2016 at 03:49
laughing.
Carla Akins July 4th, 2016 at 12:41
LOL, wut?
StoneyCurtisll July 4th, 2016 at 12:47
I took the minute and a half to watch that clip of the Duck Bugger…
And I’m still scratchin my head…
WTF is he tawkin bout?
StoneyCurtisll July 4th, 2016 at 12:44
This Duck Fugger, (Robertson) is one of the main reasons a canceled my cable TV with Time Warner……
Only have the broadband internet…(having second thought about that)
Larry Schmitt July 4th, 2016 at 12:46
Those so-called “reality shows” are a complete waste of electricity. No reality involved. I’d rather stare at the wallpaper.
alpacadaddy July 4th, 2016 at 13:30
Exactly, instead of watching some scripted pseudo-reality tripe, why not get a real life! This garbage is what gave rise to loudmouthed empty-suits like Drumpf, and his adoring yet imbecilic minions!
Hirightnow July 4th, 2016 at 16:35
I tried that, but real life doesn’t offer convenient commercial breaks so I can use the bathroom….
StoneyCurtisll July 4th, 2016 at 13:43
Exactly…
“Reality TV” is anything but…..
fahvel July 5th, 2016 at 03:45
you an live happily without a tv.
whatthe46 July 5th, 2016 at 04:22
i’m Netflix all the way. haven’t had cable in 2 years.
DogsRgoodpeople July 4th, 2016 at 12:58
as usual the religious people have it all wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9Z4PeNGoE
StoneyCurtisll July 4th, 2016 at 13:03
Right On to Bo Diddley~!
How do you spell that?…..
M…
A…
N….
Hirightnow July 4th, 2016 at 16:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkFtyJGae4
StoneyCurtisll July 4th, 2016 at 13:02
If this guy knocked on your door,
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1825726/images/o-PHIL-ROBERTSON-facebook.jpg
and asked to use the bathroom. would you let him in?
He looks like he is infested with Bed Bugs, Ticks and Fleas…
anothertoothpick July 4th, 2016 at 14:18
This guy is such a wise Quacker
Hirightnow July 4th, 2016 at 16:31
I have a sneaking suspicion that Phil’s younger self would have no qualms about beating the snot out of his older self (that damned hippy!).
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013923/rs_1024x759-131023094608-1024-phil-duck-dynasty-no-beards.ls.102313_copy.jpg
amersham1046 July 4th, 2016 at 19:09
fails the “mellow test” to be called a hippie
starskeptic July 4th, 2016 at 20:53
‘hippie’ in a Unabomber kind of way…
StoneyCurtisll July 6th, 2016 at 11:38
I have to say…
Both images look like a-holes to me…..:)
amersham1046 July 4th, 2016 at 19:07
There are ‘His’ and ‘Hers’ outhouses on his estate
bpollen July 4th, 2016 at 21:56
And if he goes to a gay bar, they’ll call him a bear.
granpa.usthai July 4th, 2016 at 22:51
why would he go to a gay ba- uh, oopsie, …
granpa.usthai July 4th, 2016 at 23:01
gee, just thinking of all the women in America that are probably soooooooo disappointed?