Hate Mail: Just the Two of Us edition

Posted by | July 3, 2016 17:05 | Filed under: Hate Mail


A few recent lovely messages from my adoring Facebook fans:

 

Linda: Alan…and here we are again…I like you detest Donald Trump, but I increasingly started to detest you, you are arrogant and worst of all a petulant spoiled child, your sarcastic comments are boorish please get out of the air and bring a intelligent, articulate host to your show….

Sure, Linda, I’ll get “out of the air” because you’d rather hear someone else. Thank you for the career advice.

Jack: Your talk show is becoming almost unbearable to listen to these days. Your constant ranting on Trump’s growing old, Alan. It’s okay to express your support for Hillary, but you’re attacking him in ways that are disrespectful to the listeners who support Trump. You are FORCING me to look elsewhere for a talk show during your time span. And your regular call-in guests — many of them are a waste…STOP UNFAIRLY BASHING TRUMP. I’m not willing to accept it from you anymore, and will find another talk show host during your time span.

I have been too fair to Trump. His playing to bigots, racists, anti-Semites, and low-information voters deserves more vitriol than I can muster.

Frank: It is very hard to take you seriously. If just once you disagreed with the left…Hillary etc…I might believe you. Hell I think Obama is the worst President we have ever had but there are times I agree with him. You alsway take the liberal side no matter what. Hillary lied…she said the attack was due to a video…yet she told her daughter and the Egyptian PM it was an attack` by terrorists. Do you agree hat she lied about being named after Sir Hillary…the sniper attack…and I an go on and on. Just once be objective. You are a joke.

I’m not objective. Right-wing hosts aren’t objective, either. I’m not a neutral journalist, but an opinion host.  Have you ever complained to a conservative that he or she wasn’t objective enough?

Allan: You are a real dickhead…. really !!!

That’s Richardhead to you; you don’t know me well enough to be that familiar.

Pam: I really wish you would stop interrupting and let someone else give their opinion. You never shut u…

Hey, Pam, did you say something?

Tom: Alan I watched you many times on Fox News. I like listening to what you have to say. I also like to hear what other people have to say. When you constantly try to intimate, and interrupt many people that are much more intelligent than you are it is very irritating. As Judge Judy says put your listening ears on and shut your mouth for a change.

Since everyone I talk to is more intelligent than I, I’d have to shut up constantly.

Shawn: You are pure RUDE….. even though I dont agree with your choice for government putting that aside your just plain RUDE

Please go to apostrophe school

Greg: I can’t believe Fox news would give you a radio program. U R a loser. Sad day.

Me neither, but who am I to argue?

David: Alan you’re a pompous, eragant ass, the way you look down your nose at people who may disagree with you.

Not entirely true, David. I just look down my nose at people who use words like “eragant”.

Roberto: you are one the biggest idiot in America!!You called 200 million of American ignorant and eneducate!!

What I said was that data shows that those who voted for Brexit, like those who support Trump, tend to be of lower income, older, and less educated. I must confess I’ve never called anyone “eneducate”.

Thomas: You know I could tell by the shape of your head that you are a retard which made me a little sorry for you, but when you said only poor stupid people are voting for Trump you removed all doubt……( you are just an idiot )

Well, Thomas, your well-thought-out and eloquent analysis of my comment proves me wrong.

Kevin: YOUR A FUCKING LIBERAL SCUMBAG.
EAT SHIT ,WHEN THE TERRORIST COME KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR YOU WILL WISH YOU SIDED WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP ! ! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE !

I am sure that the Yakking Yam would be very proud to know you support him.

Lynn: Saw you on Meghan Kelly tonight. I have always liked you even though we disagree politically . But after seeing you tonight my opinion has changed. FYI, I am not older, uneducated or of lower income as you said that fans of Donald Trump are. ?

I don’t blame you, Lynn, because it was obvious when I was looking into the camera that I as addressing you directly.

Brian: Dude your a joke. Ill bet you carry a firearm 24-7. And possibly even have guards. Thats what alot of money can do. We the people dont want to loose our rights.

Trump for president

Yep, Brian, I sleep with an AK-47 under me at all times. No wonder my back hurts.

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37 responses to Hate Mail: Just the Two of Us edition

  1. oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 17:25

    I dont like facebook, neither should you…Just saying.
    P.S. thanks for sharing… ;) ;)

    • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:29

      I am not on Facebook or any of those other social media things.

      When will the kids learn?

      • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 17:33

        I never felt comfortable feeling like I wanted to fit in…

        • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:37

          I’ll bet you were a big James Dean fan.

          As was I.

          Or was that too much “fitting in”?

          • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 17:52

            A rebel without a clue !
            It’s was a 70’s thing. ;)

            • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:58

              Hahahahahaha

              Where you a “rebel without a clue” then?

              • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 18:46

                I’m lucky to remember the 70’s at all ! ;)

        • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:47

          Smart words . I use to think people who were teens in the Sixties and Seventies were historically privileged.

          • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 18:52

            We are in a way, the progress of this country since 1957
            IMO, blows my mind. The problem is this country is this country…
            far from perfect and a long way to go.

            Boa noite, Gina! Como está caro?

            • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:56

              Boa noite, amigo! Tudo bem, e você? I’m ok, how about you? A long way to go, but some great people wanting to fight for a better social/political future! :)

              • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 19:09

                Very well indeed thank you. I am afraid that the true progress, I had hoped for, may take yet another generation to achieve.
                Will have to settle for the pursuit of happiness !

                • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 19:16

                  You may be right I’m afraid… :) The pursuit of happiness is a lovely purpose too.

                  • oldfart July 3rd, 2016 at 19:22

                    It does give one purpose !

                    And on a personal note…please give your mom a big kiss on her forehead, you can tell her it’s from me, if you wish.

                    Have a splended evening Gina ! ;)

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 19:29

                      Thank you dear friend, I will! Have a wonderful evening as well! :)

  2. anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:25

    Now that we all have a voice, thanks to technology it seems there is actually less worth listening to.

    I once saw a graffiti written inside a port-o-potty on a construction job.

    It said:

    “Everybody on this job is an A$$hole….EVEN ME!

  3. anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:34

    Gina are you around?

    I have not asked you “how are you doing lately”.

    Is life treating you OK? Are you excited about anything? Everybody around here is excited about the holiday.

    Lot’s of illegal fireworks which means some people that had all their fingers on Friday will not have all of them on Tuesday.

    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 17:39

      I’m right here, listening to Bill Withers! How are you doing my good friend? Wishing you a joyful 4th of July! I’ll tell you a secret, here at home the weekends are the most difficult times for the lady of the house, so, nothing to be excited about, sorry! :) :) If I have a restful Sunday I’m a very glad woman already!

      • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:45

        And you will be a “rested woman” I hope.

        So you feel OK? Past that virus you had? All that. Fingers crosse.

        You wanna hear what I did today?

        • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 17:46

          Zika virus is totally gone, thankfully! And yes, I wanna hear what you did today!!!

          • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:53

            HAHAHAhahahahahahah

            OK.

            And I am glad you asked…hahahahahah

            So my niece is ten years old today, so I went to the birthday. (An hours ride).

            She is a “Downs kid” so all the kids that were at the party where special needs kids.

            I picked up a Tee-Ball game last week at Toys R Us set it up and played with the kids.

            I swear to you Gina…I never had so much fun in all my life.

            • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 17:59

              That’s sweet! Playing with kids is one of my favorite things, Always loved it, even worked with kids in the past, because it’s so important and at the same time such fun!

              • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:02

                Yeah, I would rather play with the kids than to listen to the adults.

                It was a good “out” for me.

                And those kids are a gas, mostly.

                They do like to “pick” on each other though .

                • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:04

                  Hahahaha! I bet you laughed a lot today, and they can be a handful I know.

                  • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:07

                    Yeah! I did laugh a lot.

                    Sooooo Tell me about Bill Withers Gina?

                    Was he in the Rolling Stones?

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:09

                      I didn’t know him till very recently, found out on youtube. I don’t know much about his career, but I love some of his songs.

                    • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:10

                      Is it Rock and Roll?

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:10

                      I suppose YES! :) Am I right?

                    • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:13

                      OOOOOOOOOOO Man….

                      Aint no Sunshine when she’s gone!!!!

                      I love you Gina Bousquet.

                      Any time…..she goes away.

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:14

                      Yes! That’s the one I like best! :)

                    • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:16

                      Me too.

                      Sad song.

                      I don’t remember what year it was but I saw him perform in a bar in New York.

                      I am still crying. nhahahahhahah

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:19

                      Hahahaha! I have to go now, time to start the evening chores, they’re not few! I loved the surprise of meeting you on this thread!

                    • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 18:22

                      OK.

                      As always it was FUN chatting with you Gina Bousquet.

                    • Gina Bousquet July 3rd, 2016 at 18:28

                      Same here! Have a wonderful holyday anothertoothpick! :)

      • anothertoothpick July 3rd, 2016 at 17:56

        Gina…tell me about “Bill Withers”

        I have heard that name before.

  4. bpollen July 3rd, 2016 at 17:44

    Wow. I kinda liked Thomas – using phrenology to bash you!

  5. StoneyCurtisll July 3rd, 2016 at 21:49

    Great song….
    isn’t it good to be loved?…:)

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