Posted by | January 8, 2016 10:24 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Politics Tommy Christopher


Republican presidential frontrunner-up and Canadian Usurper Ted Cruz loves to show off his pop culture acumen and skills at mimicry whenever he can let up on his Steven Colbert-like devotion to his passive/aggressive conservative dick character.

Those skills were on brilliant display yesterday when Cruz favored an Iowa eatery with his impression of JFK, only really loud, because everybody knows louder is funnier…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

  • Buford2k11

    oh how sweet it is…Rosemary’s Baby all grown up..

  • Larry Schmitt

    From a NYT story on the Cruz campaign: “DVDs available: “Ben Hur” (animated version); “The Ten Commandments” (animated version); “Left Behind II: Tribulation Force,” starring Kirk Cameron”
    Kirk Cameron? What’s he gonna do, put him in his cabinet?

    • FatRat

      Kirk Cameron would be appointed to the position of Secretary of Agriculture.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
      (edit)
      Damn, the guy is opening the banana at the wrong end. Flip it and try to open it the other way, much easier. Also God didn’t make it, farmers selecting traits that they wanted. Afraid the banana is going to go extinct from Panama Disease.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_disease

      • Larry Schmitt

        That’s a classic.

  • jybarz

    I’m not a masochist.
    Can’t be bothered playing the video.
    Cruzifer should run for president in Canada.
    My suggestion to Cruzifer:
    “Please self-deport”

  • bpollen

    Notice how, in so many pictures, he has his sleeves rolled up two folds to give that “Joe Everyman” look to an Ivy-League educated lawyer and slime merchant.