Posted by | January 5, 2016 19:30 | Filed under: Contributors Politics Tommy Christopher


Just when you thought The Adventures of Dr. Ben Carson, Knife-Fighting Gunman-Rushing Man of Mystery was over, a new chapter is born. The retired neurosurgeon has already regaled the public with several different versions of the time he stabbed a guy, the time he cut a dude’s head with a padlock, went after his moms with a hammer, faced down a gunman at a Popeye’s organization, was saved from a car crash by God, was personally tutored by an angel, rescued white people from rioting blacks, and hypothetically rushed a mass shooter, but those incredible tales are nothing compared to the latest Carson exploit to be revealed.

Apparently, Dr. Ben Carson was once the victim of a carjacking, but managed to chase down the perpetrator(s?) on foot, then befriend him on the basis of his fame as a world-renowned surgeon. Lest you think I’m even slightly shitting you, here’s how  Candy Carson, who has just released her new book A Doctor in the House (which was “written in only four weeks”), recounted the tale on Tuesday morning’s Fox and Friends:

Steve Doocy: We think we know Ben Carson. But we don’t. For instance, tell us about the time where you were being carjacked, and what happened?

(blank, silent stare)

Candy Carson: I don’t think… You talking about when he got carjacked? No, he was on his way home from work. so I was with the kids. Yes, he drove in to one of the gas stations that was near work, and it wasn’t the greatest neighborhood, but went in to pay and it was his baby, the Jaguar. So when he came out, he noticed that the car was starting to drive off.

Doocy: He wasn’t in it —

Candy Carson: No! So he chased it. and you know, caught up, and when the guys, they got out of the car, they put it in park. They said “Wait a minute, are you that doctor?” They were shaking hands, taking pictures.

Kilmeade: So that’s it?

Candy Carson: Yeah!

Doocy: I want a picture with the carjacker.

Kilmeade: I’ll take the Pacer next to you.

And that carjacker turned out to be Barack Obama!

Now, I know what you’re thinking…READ MORE

Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2016 Liberaland
By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

  • mistlesuede

    Wouldn’t you think that with all of his money for his Jaguar he could spend some on her to get those teeth fixed? Good God. They look like the fake ones the children put in their mouths in the movie “Christmas Story” to prank their teacher!

    • whatthe46

      thanks for the description, i didn’t watch the video. gross.

      • mistlesuede

        I know. It is nauseating to watch that group of morning morons and his lying wife with those teeth. Ugh.

  • Mensa Member

    Hey guys. Everybody attack bin Laden.

  • Tommie

    What’s funny is, he might had a shot until these stories came along and now some people on the right are going to think all Blacks are crazy liars! Thanks Carson!

    • Mensa Member

      No, just Republicans. Of any color.

    • CandideThirtythree

      Mensa is right, only the republican ones…they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

  • Mensa Member

    Ben had a dream.

    • whatthe46

      ok, that’s taking it too far. ben would have been wearing a white sheet.

  • Bunya

    Poor Ben. Maybe when his political career dies, republican Jesus will rapture it into republican heaven.