Posted by | January 5, 2016 17:08 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Politics Religion Tommy Christopher


Despite a massive campaign shakeup, presidential candidate and former knife-fighter Ben Carson continues to run for president, and continues to say really dumb, weird shit. That penchant shows no signs of abating, as Carson was recently put in the position of reassuring voters that yes, he does believe in a Rapture, just not the exact same Rapture as other evangelicals.

On CNN’s The Lead Monday, anchor Jake Tapper asked Dr. Carson and Carson adviser General Robert Dees (Ret.) about some of the fallout from the recent campaign shakeup, particularly an interview that former campaign manager Barry Bennett thought was very damaging to Carson’s candidacy. The damaging part was, apparently, that voters were left with the impression that Carson doesn’t believe in the Rapture, or in Hell. After Dees tried to work the “Can’t we all just get along?” angle, Carson jumped in to reassure voters that he believes in the Rapture, just not the Nic Cage-style empty clothes kind:

TAPPER: The former campaign manager said that an interview Dr. Carson did with Sally Quinn, in which he said he doesn’t believe in the rapture or hell, I believe, was damaging. That’s what the former campaign manager said.

Do you think it was damaging? And what do the religious voters out there need to know about Dr. Carson?

DEES: Well, first, I think we need to correct the false narratives about Dr. Carson. Every time, there’s — he’s labeled as such, we discover later that that’s not truly the case. Dr. Carson is a man who believes in the divinity of Jesus Christ. He’s a man who believes in mainstream doctrine. And as far as I’m concerned and he’s concerned, we want to major on the majors.

Clearly, there’s lots of different denominations. There shouldn’t be divisiveness within the body of Christ. And there’s room for latitude in many areas. So, I think Dr. Carson is a wonderful man of faith.

CARSON: And just to add onto that, a lot of times when people say things, they take them completely out of context. So, you know, they come and say I don’t believe in the rapture. I don’t believe in a secret rapture where people just — he’s sitting here one minute and he disappears. I believe in what the Bible says and the Book of Thessalonians where he will come, everybody will see him, people will be raised from the dead, called up.

You know, I believe what the bible says.

And, you know, as far as hell is concerned, everybody has a different concept of what hell is. I personally don’t believe in the situation where there’s this dungeon and a bunch of little minions poking people forever and ever and burning them. You know, that’s inconsistent with the character of god. And that’s not what the bible says.

God bless Jake Tapper for keeping a straight face through all of that, and really, God bless Ben Carson for sitting through it. His explanation of his beliefs was actually one of the most sensical things I’ve heard him say. The absurd part is that there are actually people who would decide their vote for president on which subcategory of Rapture one believes in. There are enough of them that Barry Bennett thought this interview with Sally Quinn would damage Carson’s chances to win the Republican primary.

Speaking of that interview, which I missed the first time around, it was a rare example of…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

  • tracey marie

    Seems that carsons “brain” has to be at all interviews and do all the explaining.

  • Mensa Member

    >> just not the exact same Rapture as other evangelicals.

    Are Seventh Day Adventists considered evangelicals?

  • Mike

    I want to hear more about the pyramid grain silos Joseph built…and did Jebus really ride into Jerusalem on his ownT-Rex, or did he borrow a friends.

    • Coming right up! Ben’s butterfly net wielding captors say he imagines he is really auditioning for a future stand-up comedy pilot for broadcast daytime TV.

      • StoneyCurtisll

        Even the last statement is false~!

  • FatRat

    I’m a follower of Fek’lhr and don’t believe in the Rapture either. lol
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ofYRHe1cFM

  • Maxx44

    Non-secret rapture, is that related to double-secret probation?

    • Mensa Member

      I grew up in a fundamentalist church and they certainly didn’t think the rapture would be secret.

      They thought pilotless airplanes would crash, huge pile-ups on the freeway, patients dying in table because the surgeon disappeared, etc.

  • Mensa Member

    I’m a Christian and I admit to problems with the doctrine of hell. It’s not just me — many Christians either downplay hell or don’t believe in it at all.

    But, I hate to give up the belief in hell because where would NRA and ISIS members go after death?

    • Bunya

      Just remember, according to Christian dogma, there’s always an escape clause to an eternity in hell. Hitler and Mengele could be partying in heaven right now, if they asked Jesus to forgive them just before they died.

  • whatthe46

    who gives a fk what he believes or doesn’t believe in. it doesn’t matter, he’s still an asshat and mental midget. it’s his stupidity and ignorance that hurts him.

  • Chris

    This is one of the very few times that I would not argue with Carson. He’s just testifying about Seventh Day Adventist beliefs: they do not believe in Hell. I would not fault him on this.

    I do fault him on all of his other insane pronouncements. But not this.

  • MarcoZandrini

    “Rapture”? I thought it was called “rupture”! Who knew?

  • mistlesuede

    How about discussing the issues facing this country? That might be something people actually want to hear for a change.