Trump’s Health Perfect, Except That Day He Got A Military Medical Deferment
When Donald Trump’s doctor released the Republican frontrunner’s medical report this week it caused quite a stir. Not only is Trump’s health exceptional, Dr. Harold N. Bornstein opined that “If elected, Mr. Trump … would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency.”
The doctor is not alone in his confidence of Trump’s robust fitness. The candidate himself went so far as to correctly predict his medical report would show “perfection“. Naturally, he even took to Twitter to boast about his superior genetics which, he believes, results in his unbelievable health.
This October, Donald Trump went on the Opie and Jimmy radio program and went so far as to claim he has never even had the flu! Clearly, we are looking at a potential world leader with superhuman capabilities on par with the legendary Kim Jong-un of North Korea. (We can only imagine what would happen if the two of them met on a golf course!)
So how is it possible that someone so healthy, who was a star student athlete and who has never even had the flu suddenly had disqualifying medical issues when the Vietnam War rolled around? What bad luck bestowed our Donald that day when the military, so desperate to find young men to send into war, had to turn away someone so genetically and physically superior? Perhaps Trump can have Dr. Bornstein scribble us a little note about that medical mystery.
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