Gitmo Prisoner Has Profile At Match.Com

Posted by | September 15, 2015 08:30 | Filed under: Top Stories


He says he’s “detained but ready to mingle.” Let’s hope he finds someone who can travel. Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, an alleged associate of bin Laden, has been there in prison since 2007.

According to his lawyer Carlos Warner, who monitors the account, al-Afghani set up the profile in 2012…

‘I was visiting him a few years ago and, as always, brought him some magazines,’ Warner explains.

‘At the time online dating wasn’t as big as it is now, and he found it fascinating. He asked if we could set up a profile so I did.

‘We decided on two: Plenty Of Fish and Match.com. But Plenty Of Fish required too much classified information – date of birth, exact location. So we went with Match.com…

‘It’s obviously it’s a bit of satire and unfortunately he doesn’t have a trial or release date, but if he did he would certainly be responding to some of these matches.

‘I still get emails every day with matches from women in the Caribbean. He finds it very funny that some woman in Jamaica might be pining for him even though he’s open about the fact that he’s in Guantanamo.

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2 responses to Gitmo Prisoner Has Profile At Match.Com

  1. rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:52

    Horny devil

  2. John Herne September 16th, 2015 at 18:19

    Oooooh, he’s a catch.

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