Councilman Says God Told Him To Outlaw Saggy Pants

Posted by | September 15, 2015 07:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics


God wants the government to tell you what you can’t wear, according to Frank Goodman a councilman in Dadeville, Alabama.

“I prayed and asked God to show me what I should do, and the way I should go about it,” Goodman told The Daily Beast in an interview published Monday:

“What would God do? Did God go around doing this?”

The councilman added: “He would [not] show me this saggy pant—it’s one of the things He did not do. It is not in His orders to do that to gain eternal life.”

At a council meeting this month, Goodman explained how drooping denim is “disrespectful,” a bad example to children, and bars the wearer from gainful employment. He told his colleagues what he told a Daily Beast reporter: “I prayed about this. I know that God would not go around with pants down.”

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31 responses to Councilman Says God Told Him To Outlaw Saggy Pants

  1. Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 07:55

    Hey, moron, god doesn’t wear pants. When are we going to get rid of these self-righteous clowns who insist that they govern by god’s instructions? This is not the Holy Roman Empire, this is not the Islamic Republic of Iran. This is a secular nation, and god doesn’t have any place in the government of it.

    • Buford2k11 September 15th, 2015 at 08:44

      How do ya know God doesn’t wear pants…It could be a Pants Suit…or maybe shorts? more ‘n likely, GOD wears a dress…kinda like the pics in St. Pete’s Cathedral…Now, talk about Adam and his schlong….is this where Jock Straps were invented?

      • ohpaleasegivemeabreak September 15th, 2015 at 08:58

        Because Gawd wears a frickin long white DRESS

        • Buford2k11 September 15th, 2015 at 09:05

          Whut? What happened to that cute little red number? oh wait….didn’t J. Edgar wear that one?…

          • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 09:06

            He wasn’t god, he just thought he was.

      • Dwendt44 September 15th, 2015 at 12:17

        God could run around naked for all we know. BUT since he’s invisible, who could tell? Moses did claim to see his butt though.

  2. Mike September 15th, 2015 at 09:29

    Michelangelo disagrees…
    https://botticellismars.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sistinestarsplanets.jpg?w=580

    • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:57

      Getting ready for a digital

    • Buford2k11 September 15th, 2015 at 12:28

      are those??????? assless chaps??????????

      • Mike September 15th, 2015 at 13:29

        God is all things after all, who are we to judge…???

  3. granpa.usthai September 15th, 2015 at 10:21

    uh, news, councilman, God don’t wear no pants no way, never has, always been a dress.

    BUTT!

    in NC God had the Konservative Kristian Governor to order the state seizure of injured workers claims that injured workers refused to sign off on.

    God issues such derelict commands to keep US guessing if he’s switched sides in the last 2000 years.

  4. cwazycajun September 15th, 2015 at 10:53

    I thought their god wore bib overalls and a coonskin cap chewin a stalk of wheat and goin howdy sweet wings to all the angels he hits on all day ..but I could be wrong there could be no friggin god

  5. Tim Coolio September 15th, 2015 at 11:22

    I heard the cops like this, when they get into trouble it prevents them from running fast!

    • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:56

      I saw them on a show in San Francisco where the PD pulled the guys pants down around his ankles

      • Tim Coolio September 15th, 2015 at 14:23

        On one comedy show a guy said the teens have their pants pulled halfway down their butt and the seniors have them pulled up to their armpits and one senior recently had his chest hair caught in his belt buckle!

        • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 14:43

          But it was reality …loved it….”Now run”

  6. rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:55

    Don’t see that much anymore…well maybe in Alabama …but the PD likes them…handy leg irons

    • whatthe46 September 15th, 2015 at 12:20

      ever seen them try and run. hilarious.

      • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 13:18

        You can’t look cool trying to be a plumbers apprentice

  7. Robert Smithson September 15th, 2015 at 12:00

    Don’t those fools know what wearing their pants like that means? For those here who are unaware it means that they are open for some butt work.

    • Mike September 15th, 2015 at 12:04

      I’ll take you at your word Robert…hands down you are the most knowledgeable poster on this site when it comes to all things butt related.
      Another upvote for you…

      • whatthe46 September 15th, 2015 at 12:19

        good one Mike.

      • Robert Smithson September 15th, 2015 at 13:21

        What, you are now against a gay sexual practice? This type of thinking will not go over well with your average tolerant – of – all – things liberal person.

        • Mike September 15th, 2015 at 13:28

          On the contrary I fully support you coming out and would never judge you…hence the upvote.
          If anything in my post suggests otherwise please point it out…
          Another upvote for trying to turn the tables (but failing)

      • FatRat September 15th, 2015 at 20:35

        It’s an urban legend. Truth is not a whole lot of belts in prison to hold up ill fitting clothing. Little mind game, you’re a f*g if you wear loose pants.
        http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/sagging.asp

        • Mike September 15th, 2015 at 21:17

          I think we all know that stuff, still, I can’t resist screwing with Rob a little.

    • Gina Bousquet September 16th, 2015 at 15:43

      Shall we say “you should know” Robert?

  8. StoneyCurtisll September 15th, 2015 at 20:02

    God is imaginary..
    get over it already.

  9. Darksnark September 15th, 2015 at 23:55

    If there is some Divine being out there, I’m sure that entity doesn’t give a rat’s-ass about how teenage boys and young men on Planet Earth wear their pants and probably has much more important concerns.

    In fact, I’d say some power-hungry, Bible-thumping nitwit control-freak obsessed with young men’s pants is a bigger potential threat to the community than anyone from the saggy trousers crowd….

  10. allison1050 September 16th, 2015 at 08:44

    Uh oh, another 1 with a direct pipeline.

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