Trump Vows To Fight The ‘War On Christmas’
From the panderer who says his second favorite book is his own after the Bible, we now have a vow to fight against those horrible people who want to take Christmas away from you.
“I go out of my way to use the word ‘Christmas,’” Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told an Alabama radio host…
“There’s an assault on anything having to do with Christianity,” Trump told Yellowhammer Radio host Cliff Sims on Friday. “They don’t want to use the word Christmas anymore at department stores…. There’s always lawsuits and unfortunately a lot of those lawsuits are won by the other side.”
As president, Trump vowed, “I will assault that. I will go so strongly against so many of the things, when they take away the word Christmas.”
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21 responses to Trump Vows To Fight The ‘War On Christmas’
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bpollen August 22nd, 2015 at 19:44
“I’ll fight fake Faux Gnus wars!”
Oh, yeah, Don Quixote says “HI!”
allison1050 August 22nd, 2015 at 20:25
smiles lot’s of ’em!
Carolina Gonzalez August 22nd, 2015 at 22:23
lmbao!!!
Jack E Raynbeau August 24th, 2015 at 09:58
Read my lips, “No gnu taxes”.
Frank Foster August 22nd, 2015 at 19:47
I hope he sends troops. America would love another war.
Mike August 23rd, 2015 at 00:36
Aren’t we already spread a little thin…??? Can we spare the troops necessary to protect the North Pole adequately…???
And it begs the question…Do we really have to send American boys/girls to fight a war Santa’s Elves should be fighting for themselves…??? (said with an LBJ Texas drawl)
ChrisVosburg August 22nd, 2015 at 20:05
Inevitably, this will be followed by photo after photo of Trump-owned-or-operated businesses waging war on Christmas by displaying the hated “Happy Holidays” signs.
The Original Just Me August 22nd, 2015 at 20:24
Who did the Christians Steal Christmas away from ? Yule Tide is NOT a Christian Invention. Christmas is NOT the Birthdate of Jesus. The Christian Missionaries Stole Christmas from another peoples about 1000 A.D. Just try and find ANY reference of Christmas in ANY Christian history before 1000A.D.
Dwendt44 August 22nd, 2015 at 20:56
As I understand it, Emperor Constantine adopted the Solstice during the 4th century as he was forcing christianity on the remnants of the Roman Empire. Convert or die was one of his watch words.
The Original Just Me August 22nd, 2015 at 23:37
The fourth Century might have been a little early. But, it is one avenue of expansion of the Norsemen mythology. The Russi, Finish and Swedish to day, did travel east and South to the Middle East and spread their Religion which was mostly adopted into Christianity. The Russi ‘s counterparts the Vikings traveled West and South invading Christian Monasteries in retaliation for Christian raids and slaughter. In an attempt to Christianize the Norsemen, Christian Missionaries adopted many of the Norsemen traditions and beliefs. Many things we use and observe today come from the Norsemen of Northern Europe.
ExPFCWintergreen August 22nd, 2015 at 20:37
Trump is awesome. I mean, NO ONE knows how to pander like Trump knows how to pander. He’s YUUUUUUUUGE on pandering. And everyone knows perfectly well that if the Earth spun off its axis and this knucklehead actually got elected President, he wouldn’t do jack-shit for these wingers, because Donald Trump don’t owe nobuddy nuttin
allison1050 August 22nd, 2015 at 20:46
zzzzzz now let’s see ya “assaulte that”!!
jstsmlbrlcnsrvtvguy August 22nd, 2015 at 20:50
saw this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYfkvfjvn4
…makes one wonder
Dwendt44 August 22nd, 2015 at 20:56
If you are going to fight a war, a phony one is best.
azeyote August 22nd, 2015 at 23:37
what’s Santa gonna do with the anchor babies presents on Christmas? maybe the Donald could include a chimney or two along The Great Wall of Trump
Jake August 23rd, 2015 at 01:31
We’re saying “Christmas” less to be more inclusive to people who aren’t Christians, not to destroy Christianity…although, I don’t think I would miss it…
Warman1138 August 23rd, 2015 at 08:48
Trump deserves a little something extra on his roof next Christmas. ( Thanks Rudolph )
Um Cara August 23rd, 2015 at 09:03
There’s always lawsuits and unfortunately a lot of those lawsuits are won by the other side.
Please cite one example of someone being sued for saying the word ‘Christmas’.
Yes, there are many goobers with too much time on their hands who sue over nativity scenes and the like, but anyone can say ‘Christmas’ or ‘Merry Christmas’ without fear of being sued, even by the goobiest of goobers.
labman57 August 23rd, 2015 at 09:52
Donald loves promoting Christmas — it’s his favorite time of year to hawk his neckties and cologne.
spacegod August 23rd, 2015 at 13:44
The LITTLE DUMBER BOY
Come they told me
Ta rum rum rum rump
A new born king to see
Ta rum rum rum rump,
Rum rum rum rump,
Rum rum rum rump
Ta rum rum rump
Chris August 23rd, 2015 at 22:45
Of course Christmas is near and dear to his heart. He loves Christ and all of his teachings.
That is why Donald Trump is still married to his teenage sweetheart, he is the epitome of the ethical businessman, and he’s noted for his humble, solicitous manner. He goes to church every Sunday, teaching Sunday School…
Wait, Donald Trump? I thought you said Jimmy Carter. Never mind…