NRA Gives Bullets To Santa Claus For Christmas

Posted by | December 26, 2014 09:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


Nothing puts the Christ back in CHRISTmas like bullets. This year, instead of leaving Santa cookies and milk, the NRA News left bullets for the big guy on their Facebook wall.

Aren’t they swell?

 

Jinkies, gun fetishists in the comment thread are very excited about Santa’s present, which we all know he really needs.

The word she’s look for is *flies.

There’s something wrong with these people. I can’t put my finger on it. Help me out here, mmkay?

Oh sure, this tough guy is not at all partisan. He’d pee on himself in my awesome neighborhood.

 

This guy is so impressed with the bullets, he wants ’em shoved in his bowels for freedom.

 

Who doesn’t want bullets stuffed up in their bowels? And what little kid doesn’t want an armed Santa Claus coming down the family’s chimney late at night while everyone is asleep? Nothing scary there at all.

When Santa enters this country, he’s doing so illegally and he breaks into people’s homes by the millions.

Big thanks to my pal out there for the link. 

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44 responses to NRA Gives Bullets To Santa Claus For Christmas

  1. Politiwars December 26th, 2014 at 09:08

    Better bullets than pot cookies.

    https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/544617074245390336

    • Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 09:20

      What’s wrong with pot cookies?

      • Pistol-Packing December 26th, 2014 at 09:21

        Not a thing !!!!!!!! =)

      • tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 14:05

        It produces no aggression? Can’t fire at innocent people while you have the munchies? Too sleepy to pick up your gun? Too horny to worry about imaginary enemies?

      • StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 14:11

        Taste better than bullets..

      • arc99 December 26th, 2014 at 15:21

        well it is kind of a bummer when the cook does not add enough pot.

        at least that is what I am told….

    • edmeyer_able December 26th, 2014 at 09:25

      @sbellelauren…..Kicks ass!

      Edward Meyer retweeted
      lauren ashley bishop ‏@sbellelauren Dec 15
      surprise santa with pot cookies this holiday and put that motherfucker in his place

  2. Politiwars December 26th, 2014 at 10:08

    Better bullets than pot cookies.

    https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/544617074245390336

    • Anomaly 100 December 26th, 2014 at 10:20

      What’s wrong with pot cookies?

      • Pistol-Packing December 26th, 2014 at 10:21

        Not a thing !!!!!!!! =)

      • tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 15:05

        It produces no aggression? Can’t fire at innocent people while you have the munchies? Too sleepy to pick up your gun? Too horny to worry about imaginary enemies?

      • StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 15:11

        Taste better than bullets..

      • arc99 December 26th, 2014 at 16:21

        well it is kind of a bummer when the cook does not add enough pot.

        at least that is what I am told….

    • edmeyer_able December 26th, 2014 at 10:25

      @sbellelauren…..Kicks ass!

      Edward Meyer retweeted
      lauren ashley bishop ‏@sbellelauren Dec 15
      surprise santa with pot cookies this holiday and put that motherfucker in his place

  3. mea_mark December 26th, 2014 at 09:11

    GOP/NRA Santa Claus is scary.

  4. mea_mark December 26th, 2014 at 10:11

    GOP/NRA Santa Claus is scary.

    • Mark Whitmarsh December 18th, 2016 at 23:21

      Only to libtards

  5. Tommy6860 December 26th, 2014 at 09:40

    Santa had better wear a bullet proof vest when he comes back next year. Nothing like celebrating your 2nd amendment right to observe the holiday spirit.

  6. Tommy6860 December 26th, 2014 at 10:40

    Santa had better wear a bullet proof vest when he comes back next year. Nothing like celebrating your 2nd amendment right to observe the holiday spirit.

    • Mark Whitmarsh December 18th, 2016 at 23:22

      Buying my two boys an AR15 for Christmas.

  7. Julian December 26th, 2014 at 09:45

    Best Christmas carol of 2014 — Loudon Wainwright III — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XjOWiieYY

  8. Julian December 26th, 2014 at 10:45

    Best Christmas carol of 2014 — Loudon Wainwright III — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XjOWiieYY

  9. StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 09:51

    This Modern World..

    http://thismodernworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/TMW2014-02-26colorlarge-copy1.jpg

  10. StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 10:51

    This Modern World..

    http://thismodernworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/TMW2014-02-26colorlarge-copy1.jpg

  11. edmeyer_able December 26th, 2014 at 11:52

    See what happens when you give Santa bullets, he wants to use them…….

    Man arrested after armed rooftop standoff in Pennsylvania was Santa…./s

    DAVID FERGUSON
    26 DEC 2014 AT 10:12 ET

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/man-arrested-after-armed-rooftop-standoff-in-pennsylvania-was-not-santa/

  12. tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 14:09

    Definition: Gun fetishism, a social disease caused by small minded organisms clustered around the NRA. Typically grown in a heavy base of fear and ignorance.

  13. tiredoftea December 26th, 2014 at 15:09

    Definition: Gun fetishism, a social disease caused by small minded organisms clustered around the NRA. Typically grown in a heavy base of fear and ignorance.

    • Mark Whitmarsh December 18th, 2016 at 23:20

      Fear and ignorance. Yup, that’s the Gun control group.

  14. StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 14:15

    Shouldn’t there at least be a spell test for gun ownership?..
    http://i2.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Bowel.png

  15. StoneyCurtisll December 26th, 2014 at 15:15

    Shouldn’t there at least be a spell test for gun ownership?..
    http://i2.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Bowel.png

    • Mark Whitmarsh December 18th, 2016 at 23:20

      I can spell “fire”. Want to see?

  16. rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 15:51

    What a collection of certifiable loons

  17. rg9rts December 26th, 2014 at 16:51

    What a collection of certifiable loons

  18. tracey marie December 26th, 2014 at 17:18

    why do gun nutz have to slime everything with their violence and blood lust, it is abnormal and psychotic

  19. tracey marie December 26th, 2014 at 18:18

    why do gun nutz have to slime everything with their violence and blood lust, it is abnormal and psychotic

    • Mark Whitmarsh December 18th, 2016 at 23:19

      Well know we know what the short bus riders think.

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