Obama Gives Turkey Amnesty

Posted by | November 26, 2014 17:30 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Stuart Shapiro Top Stories


President Obama used the annual turkey pardon to poke fun at his Republican opponents:

President Obama joked Wednesday about his executive actions giving legal status to as many as 5 million immigrants living in the U.S. illegally, saying his Thanksgiving pardon of a turkey would doubtlessly be criticized as “amnesty.”

Obama said the pardon of a turkey named Cheese would be the “most talked about executive action this month” and one that’s “fully within my legal authority.”

“I know some will call this amnesty, but don’t worry, there is plenty of turkey to go around,” he said.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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By: Stuart Shapiro

Stuart is a professor and the Director of the Public Policy
program at the Bloustein School of Planning and Public Policy at Rutgers
University. He teaches economics and cost-benefit analysis and studies
regulation in the United States at both the federal and state levels.
Prior to coming to Rutgers, Stuart worked for five years at the Office
of Management and Budget in Washington under Presidents Clinton and
George W. Bush.

56 responses to Obama Gives Turkey Amnesty

  1. Boehner-Monkey November 27th, 2014 at 19:23

    The L-tryptophan was exculpatory.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:42

      You know how those Turkey legs got so big?..
      It’s from carrying all that L-Tryptophan across the border..

  2. Boehner Monkey November 27th, 2014 at 20:23

    The cranberry sauce and stuffing were mitigating factors, but in the end it was the L-Tryptophan that was exculpatory.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:42

      You know how those Turkey legs got so big?..
      It’s from carrying all that L-Tryptophan across the border..

  3. R.J. Carter November 28th, 2014 at 15:07

    Great. Now turkeys are going to be coming over the border willy-nilly to lay anchor eggs.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:39

      “Some of my best friends” are Turkeys…
      Just because they cant fly is no reason hate on em..:)

  4. R.J. Carter November 28th, 2014 at 16:07

    Great. Now turkeys are going to be coming over the border willy-nilly to lay anchor eggs.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:39

      “Some of my best friends” are Turkeys…
      Just because they cant fly is no reason hate on em..:)

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