Vladimir Putin Action Figure

Posted by | July 20, 2014 20:30 | Filed under: Contributors Dave Van Slyke Opinion Politics Top Stories


Wondering what to get your Republican friends for their birthdays or other special occasion? How about their very own Vladimir Putin action figure?

Think about it. There’s no one your Republican friends love and admire more than Vladimir Putin. Imagine the fun they’ll have removing Vladimir’s shirt and showing him off in their homes and offices.

“Wow! There’s a real leader!” they’ll shout with glee.

Be sure to buy one for each and every one of your Republican friends.

Vladimir is so small your Republican friends will be able to carry him around in their pants pocket. Then, each time your friends get together, they can pull out their little Putins and play with them for hours.

Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Dave

Dave is the webmaster of StrangerAmerica.com, a website devoted to the greatness that is Dick Cheney.

He is also the creator of RonnieReagan.com, a site devoted to a man considered by some to have been one of the better B-grade actors to portray a U.S. president.

You will find the complete writings of Dave at LookAmerica.com, including his quest for the perfect meatball and his encounters with Pat the Nazi and the Psycho Dentist.

104 responses to Vladimir Putin Action Figure

  1. fahvel July 21st, 2014 at 05:04

    i think making fun of Mr. Putin is a rather foolish thing. he’s not the fool american elitists think him to be.

  2. fahvel July 21st, 2014 at 05:04

    i think making fun of Mr. Putin is a rather foolish thing. he’s not the fool american elitists think him to be.

  3. Jeff Allen July 21st, 2014 at 08:50

    It will be available with the Stretch Armstrong commemorative Barack Obama version. You can stretch, pull, or twist it to fit any political position of the day. Also, when you pull the string in his back he says “After my election I have more flexibility”

    • Abby Normal July 21st, 2014 at 09:52

      I’m waiting for the George W. Bush action figure. He can act like an imbecile, start multiple wars and destroy the U.S. economy in a single bound.

      “Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s SuperBush!

  4. Jeff Allen July 21st, 2014 at 08:50

    It will be available with the Stretch Armstrong commemorative Barack Obama version. You can stretch, pull, or twist it to fit any political position of the day. Also, when you pull the string in his back he says “After my election I have more flexibility”

    • Abby Normal July 21st, 2014 at 09:52

      I’m waiting for the George W. Bush action figure. He can act like an imbecile, start multiple wars and destroy the U.S. economy in a single bound.

      “Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s SuperBush!

1 2

Leave a Reply